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Those "whips" are all over. It's called debt.

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Originally posted by PRECISION PRECISION wrote:


.  Within two months i was number one in the country for "up -sells" 


Really?  Did you tap into the "up-sells" database in the Library of Congress??  You know, the huge master computer into which all carpet cleaners report their "up-sells" sales?   LOL  I think that's the same computer that records how many times mice fart all over the country, and also contains the archive of all toenail clippings since Nixon.


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For the rest of us who mastered English, whip as he uses it is not found in the authoritative resource, the Websters Dictionary.  However, it is referenced as an obscure use in Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia anyone can edit (making it a dictionary of slangs) as:

"In urban culture, particularly hip-hop communities, the term "whip" is used to denote a car. Usually faster cars, most likely due to the possibility of sustaning whiplash when accelerating too quickly. also see sports car"

Note the spelling of sustaining which indicates something about the contributor of this definition.

So I have come to the conclusion that he (Precision) either was or currently is a child of the inner cities.  This explains how the NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND started in the U.S.

We should not treat him as repulsive but we should encourage him by using the grammar of our customers who did not fall asleep in class because they were up all night hitting it with their homeys.

Imagine the frustration of looking up automotive dealerships in the Yellow Pages and finding nothing under "Whips".  Well, it might say "See Tackle" or "See Adult Shops".

With such a fine vehicle for grocery shopping, I am sure we will be extremely impressed with the picture of his company van.



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Come on are you kidding me....thats my personal vehicle. I have a company vehicle too.  Your right that would look awkward as hell pulling up in that.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Soil Lint Green Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31/January/2008 at 2:08pm
Wow.  My customers would lock the door and not answer it if I sent out one of my techs in a cleaning vehicle like that.  Hang on to your purses ladies.  The tech does more than clean carpets, he cleans out your bank account.
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Ok i'll show you one of my whips.....
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Thats kinda weird man...why do u wanna know where i live?????  Go to my home page there's pics of my house on there if you must see it  lol
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This guy is TOP GUN...
 
Dude there is alot we can learn from you... cut the arogant sh*t and post.
we are all in the same business no need to brag...what ever you have done...we all have done.
 
I'm sorry to say man ...you come off looking like an a**hole in your post.  you make the bullsh*t meter come on.
 
post some pictures of where you live...I'm interested to see
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Originally posted by mfeeney13 mfeeney13 wrote:

Regardless of how much money she had, you are still ripping her off and are charging way too much.  I hope you can sleep at night.  Let's see some realistic invoices and not just the one huge one you've had.  Nice job picking your best invoice or was that random? 


I don't think i'm ripping anyone off,  i sold my product fair and square.  I charge 49.99 per every 200 sq. ft. for an enzyme treatment, and .25 per sq. ft. for teflon.    Look when i started in this business i worked for a franchise with about 60 stores across the country.  Within two months i was number one in the country for "up -sells"  Then i got in the car business as a salesman and finished as a sales manager / tv spokesman (for the car dealership)  What i'm trying to say is that i earn peoples business i don't rip off anyone,  i earn every penny i up sell.  I present a product and create a need for that product then i close the deal,  period.  These rich older women love me  lol lol   now i can't help that.  So why don't you guys go back to talkin about "product knowlege" some more.  This board is way to lame for me.
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Originally posted by PRECISION PRECISION wrote:

Oh and don't hate on me because i live the lifestyle you wish you could ;)  


Yeah, you rich guys all have portables.  LOL
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Regardless of how much money she had, you are still ripping her off and are charging way too much.  I hope you can sleep at night.  Let's see some realistic invoices and not just the one huge one you've had.  Nice job picking your best invoice or was that random? 
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oh one more thing i didn't miss spell upholstery ....the company that made my invoices for me did and i didn't wanna wait to have them reprinted.  
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It's not a pre - treater.  I use "traffic - slam" it's a bridgepoint product to pre -treat .......what i did for mrs patton there was a Enzyme treatment , she had cat urine.  You guys should relaxe and stop getting your panties in a wod.  The lady had more money than she knew what to do with.....
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Steam Ho is a good name for him.  You have never been screwed royal until Steam Ho takes you around the world.  Oh, want lubrication?  It'll cost ya.

It's amazing how he makes pre-spray an extra when IICRC & CRI standards make it a required step to any cleaning job.  Guess the only job he gives is tongue in cheek.
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