Vibrating Machine

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   A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter�s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. 
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." 
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed. 
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." 
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she asked 
He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."

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MR. STEAMER Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List True Patriot Only in the GTA Joined: 03/March/2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 14549	Post Options Post Reply Quote MR. STEAMER Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Vibrating Machine Posted: 31/October/2005 at 12:47pm
	A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter�s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she asked He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."
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	The son-in-law's name is BOB. Battery Operated Boyfriend.
	Are you in a high paying business or are you just a self employed low paid grunt who thinks this business provides dignity?

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