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Topic: Vibrating Machine
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Subject: Vibrating Machine
Date Posted: 31/October/2005 at 12:47pm

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she asked

He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."



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Replies:
Posted By: Steaminpile
Date Posted: 01/November/2005 at 1:44am
  http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk571YYCA">Burst Laughing  





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A.K.A.
Andy


Posted By: greg
Date Posted: 02/November/2005 at 5:03pm
 LOL

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nothing is impossable. it just hasn't been done yet.


Posted By: duckcountry
Date Posted: 02/November/2005 at 6:44pm
The son-in-law's name is BOB.  Battery Operated Boyfriend.

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Are you in a high paying business or are you just a self employed low paid grunt who thinks this business provides dignity?



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