funny crazy stories

I squirt- suck and run I'm not in the house long enough to have any stories.

cleanmydirt wrote: I have meet a lot of carpet cleaners, I love hearing funny stories I have been in over 5k homes and many stories. I want to hear what we go through.

A guy called me for advice once because his carpet was trashed. When I got there there were huge stains on the carpet from his pets and kids that were from urine, poop and vomit. These stains had accumulated over several years. He explained to me that he always used stain remover as soon as he found a stain. I asked him what he used to clean up the stains (meaning a machine, or at least a towel and water) and he looked at me like I was stupid and repeated, "stain remover."  To make a long story short, he thought stain remover is a chemical that removes a stain all by itself......just spray it on and walk away. 

Duck can see through you cause he's the guru.. 

I go through flier deliveries in rain, wind and summer's heat.  I go through the customer's pre-conceived notions of what to expect based on their previous bad experiences only to surprise them by making the impossible plausible.  I go through using QB Pro on my laptop every night to keep myself updated on the changing financial position of my company.  I go through bad employees  and always look for the truly good ones.  I go through self doubt and keep my eye on the horizon for the goal ahead.  I treat my business as a woman would treat child birth - I work through the pain to experience what is just beyond the discomfort. 

I don't go through putting my domain name at the end of every message since that is what a SIGNATURE is for and I won't go through tolerating those who misuse an invited role on a board by exercising self promotion.  I honor my brothers and sisters in this honorable trade wherever they are because I find a kindred spirit in them.

Two peanuts walked into a bar.  One was assaulted. 

Funny is in the mind of the spectator.