funny crazy stories
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Topic: funny crazy stories
Posted By: cleanmydirt
Subject: funny crazy stories
Date Posted: 24/July/2008 at 1:53am
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I have meet a lot of carpet cleaners, I love hearing funny stories I have been in over 5k homes and many stories. I want to hear what we go through.
http://www.cleanmydirt.com - htpp//www.cleanmydirt.com
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Posted By: duckcountry
Date Posted: 24/July/2008 at 3:37am
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I go through flier deliveries in rain, wind and summer's heat. I go through the customer's pre-conceived notions of what to expect based on their previous bad experiences only to surprise them by making the impossible plausible. I go through using QB Pro on my laptop every night to keep myself updated on the changing financial position of my company. I go through bad employees and always look for the truly good ones. I go through self doubt and keep my eye on the horizon for the goal ahead. I treat my business as a woman would treat child birth - I work through the pain to experience what is just beyond the discomfort. I don't go through putting my domain name at the end of every message since that is what a SIGNATURE is for and I won't go through tolerating those who misuse an invited role on a board by exercising self promotion. I honor my brothers and sisters in this honorable trade wherever they are because I find a kindred spirit in them. Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted. Funny is in the mind of the spectator. ------------- Are you in a high paying business or are you just a self employed low paid grunt who thinks this business provides dignity? |
Posted By: Mick Oz
Date Posted: 24/July/2008 at 4:03am
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Once again Duck your spot on.
You must be going through lots of water with all that flushing. Your better than Spam Guard and we get you for free on here. Mick ------------- I'm a happy Little SLIDER |
Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 24/July/2008 at 12:42pm
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Duck can see through you cause he's the guru.. |
Posted By: cleanmydirt
Date Posted: 24/July/2008 at 5:45pm
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you guys take it to heart I just wanted so hear some experiences of people in the field. If I knew you that you guys were going to be retarded and take me for spam I would of spammed also I am new to discussions so since your up tight about the situation I guess I will give you a story about the time a lady wanted me to clean her one room,she had over 50 cats living in her home. She had a cat liter box outside her home about the size of my van that high and long. I told her there was nothing I can do for her smell so she threaten to call the BBB on me for delining work and turning her down for cleaning. The place was unsanitery in the first place. I mean there were piles of dook and I could smell the over whelming smell of cat urnine from the street.
So if you guys have a problem with me asking others to let me hear there storiess and take this forum like it is your first born,let loose and tell me a tale.
http://cleanmydirt.com/ - http://cleanmydirt.com and that is who I am,I am not spamming or anything else that you dil holes think I am doing
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 24/July/2008 at 6:04pm
A guy called me for advice once because his carpet was trashed. When I got there there were huge stains on the carpet from his pets and kids that were from urine, poop and vomit. These stains had accumulated over several years. He explained to me that he always used stain remover as soon as he found a stain. I asked him what he used to clean up the stains (meaning a machine, or at least a towel and water) and he looked at me like I was stupid and repeated, "stain remover." To make a long story short, he thought stain remover is a chemical that removes a stain all by itself......just spray it on and walk away.  ------------- Ken Harris Nov 08: "This will cause oil to rise to near $100 by the end of November. It stays up there to about the end of February. Better save this so you know who told it to you first." |
cleanmydirt wrote:Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 24/July/2008 at 7:01pm
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Posted By: Ken_Is_OK
Date Posted: 24/July/2008 at 7:14pm
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I squirt- suck and run I'm not in the house long enough to have any stories.
too many houses in toronto and too little time. invest your money in butyl boys its toronto's oil.
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Posted By: Mick Oz
Date Posted: 24/July/2008 at 10:50pm
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Why bother i took my reply off that way it reduces any further attacks
Mick ------------- I'm a happy Little SLIDER |