joke

If you think YOUR life is bad.....
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>         How would you like to be an egg?
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>         You only get laid once.
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>         You only get eaten once.
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>         It takes four minutes to get hard.
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>         Only two minutes to get soft.
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>         You share your box with 11 other guys
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>         But worst of all..
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>         the only chick that ever sat on
>         your face was your mother!!!
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>         So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
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>         Pass this around to someone who
>         you feel can use a good lay,
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>         I mean day!!!!!
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