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joke Printed From: Carpet Cleaning Forum Category: Carpet Cleaners Discussion Forum Name: Carpet Cleaners Hangout Forum Description: General discussion on anything related to carpet cleaning URL: https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=330 Printed Date: 22/February/2025 at 1:55pm Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 12.06 - https://www.webwizforums.com Topic: joke Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood Subject: joke Date Posted: 27/April/2004 at 12:52pm  Ed Zachary Disease   A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex  for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she  decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist,  Dr. Chang.    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your  crose."  The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to  odderside of room."    Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang then said, OK, now craw  reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.  "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.Worse case I ever see. Dat  why you not haf sex or dates."   The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary  Disease?"   Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look  Ed Zachary like your ass" Replies: Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood Date Posted: 27/April/2004 at 2:51pm If you think YOUR life is bad..... > >         How would you like to be an egg? > > > >         You only get laid once. > > > >         You only get eaten once. > > > >         It takes four minutes to get hard. > > > >         Only two minutes to get soft. > > > >         You share your box with 11 other guys > > > >         But worst of all.. > > > >         the only chick that ever sat on >         your face was your mother!!! > > > >         So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!! > > > >         Pass this around to someone who >         you feel can use a good lay, > > > >         I mean day!!!!! > > >

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