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Topic: ADMISSION: "I JUST HATE Mr. NORDIC 1 !!!"
Posted By: Ed Valentine
Subject: ADMISSION: "I JUST HATE Mr. NORDIC 1 !!!"
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 1:28pm

Yep, here goes my confession:

 

1.  He has a well trained Dog (Fjord) that barks to his commands.

2.  He always puts the Puck in the net; or between your legs if you're the Goalie.

3.  Lives in a beautiful secluded home nestled in the woods with a flowing stream nearby.

4.  Drives a BMW (my favorite car)

5.  Smokes Cuban Cigars.

6.  A terrific Engineer.

7.  A wonderful friend.

8.  A great communicator.

 

It must be tough to be so perfect and live the life of Riley! Hope the points I listed above help clear the air.

 

Good Fortune to All;

Ed Valentine




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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 1:41pm

Ed: This time I concur with your observations.

Hope hell is not freezing over now that I said that.



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Posted By: Ed Valentine
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 1:57pm

Thanks, Ken.

In Nordic 1's world, he hopes that Hell freezes over. He loves to skate and as a ex-Olympic (1980) Ice Hockey player, he is one very positive and determined individual who owns a very successful Cleaning Company. he knows what it is like to keep his head up and the meaning of a Team player.

Those are the facts......................

Good Fortune to all;

Ed Valentine



Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 3:32pm
If Nordic likes to play hockey he must go to Canada a lot in order to get a good work out and game. 

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Posted By: PadMan
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 6:22pm
Ask HIM the story of his Hockey career Adwa, I am sure it will not only surprise you but impress you as well.

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Posted By: Nordic 1
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 8:06pm
I DONT DESERVE THIS


N1


Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 8:35pm
Your wright? But it looks like it is your turn under the spot light.Guitar

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Posted By: Nordic 1
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 8:51pm
some one turn it out PLEASE!


N1


Posted By: Harry
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 8:54pm

Adwa, He often plays Hockey in Vancouver or Victoria.

 



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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 9:51pm

Nordic I 

I could talk about hockey at any time. I myself do not play the game but I am very much involved in the sport. I am in an arena 5days a week. In fact I am going this week end to Cleveland for a AAA Minor Bantam Tournament.

Tell us a bit about your hockey career? Did you start playing in America and at what age? I can guess your around my age so you must be playing now Old Timers hockey. Correct me if I'm wrong.



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Posted By: Nordic 1
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 10:47pm
Playing Huff and Puff

45 and older

played hockey in Scandinavia

and Finland for AIK Helsinki
late 70s

Damn I gettting old.

I play defense.


Thats about it.



N1


Posted By: PadMan
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 10:54pm
Played in the Olympics in tehe80's as well righto NorDic?

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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 11/January/2005 at 10:58pm

So your also humble Nordic. 

If you can always put the puck in the net like Ed says and your humble too. It's only natural that your style would be like Bobby Ore.



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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 12:00am

Man ... is this all true..... this guy plays too much of an A-hole to be all these great things... are you sure y'all not confusing hime with someone else......lol

Imaging that NorDic a super star... go figure



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Posted By: Lisa Smith
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 2:11am

Nordic1 is the greatest! Looking forward to seeing him again at Mikefest. You WILL be there right Nordic?!

Take care,

Lisa



Posted By: Rag Spinner
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 2:50am

Lisa,

You need to back of Terry, he hasn't had this much attention from 1 women in, well about ever. You have to be carefull with an old man like Terry he can't take all your teasing the way  he used to.

 

Old bald freeze cleaner. 



Posted By: PadMan
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 10:18am

All true Steamer!

 

Sometimes things are not as the appear.



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Posted By: Ed Valentine
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 12:30pm

Gentlemen;

NORDIC 1 is sitting in his recliner with Fjord on his lap, smoking on that Cuban Cigar right now humble as ever. However, just behind him , hanging on the wall are the accomplishments and records of his achievements.

In fact, he sent me one of his Jersey's which we have hanging fromn the ceiling in our Plant. (he must have taken a puck to the chest though!!)

Sorry, NORDIC 1. You have been "EXPOSED"!!!

 

Good Fortune to all;

Ed Valentine



Posted By: Nordic 1
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 12:44pm
Just a flesh wound



N1


Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 3:26pm

AWWWWWW

Nordic 1 is okay Steamer.

Although he still hasn't sent me my Fels Naptha!!!!!!!!!



Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 3:28pm

Your what Lee



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Posted By: Harry
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 4:28pm

Fels Naptha is an old fashioned soap bar, been around for 100 yrs and works great but is hard to find in Canada. 

Steamer, only thing that pisses off folks like Nordic and Chuck, is BS or exagerated stories from folks who take this biz and themselves waaaaaay  too seriously. Then theres the folks who are cc'ers & purposely misinform on the bb's to put off Lurkers who may be local competitors. Legitimate Manufacturers don't have that problem. The other thing that perhaps you are not considering is that what's posted here and on other bb's is only the tip of the iceberg, there's a whole lot of communicating going on via, personal meetings at Fests, telephone, e-mail, Instant Messaging and Private Messaging. By the way you never answered my P. Message to you.....bloody SNOB  !!

 

 

 



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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 4:32pm

Sorry Harry... maybe it got over looked... I'm sure I answered someones..lol  Yes this is just the tip of the ice berg you are correct in saying that Harry???

so where do you dock your 50 ft Boat???



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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 4:55pm
Harry:  Everything except tax bills is hard to find in Canada?Guitar

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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 5:14pm
N1 what year did you play in the Olympics.  Maybe I can dig up some dirt on you. 

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Posted By: Harry
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 5:22pm
No need Adwa, since he was relegated to playing for a Helsinki team, it must have been pretty awful. In Nordic's pecking order, there's Norwegians, Canines, Danes then way down there's big dumb  Swedes and below that are the Russians and Finns......


You would also be suprised at his tastes in music.................
quite sophisticated.




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Posted By: cleanex
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 6:37pm
Are we talking some kind of banned substance that may have enhanced his preformance?

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 7:40pm
Harry you sound like your in love....lol

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Posted By: Harry
Date Posted: 12/January/2005 at 7:50pm

Well I don't think "love" is the right word, STEAMER.

Is that how you feel about your dear kenny ?

 

 



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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 6:51am

Harry I didn't go on about Kenny's taste in music... and no ones ever given me the shirt off their back...

Harry it's ok to admit that you might have a soft spot for the guy... it's quite apparent in your posts.... and they way you turned it back on me proves it..

Harry theres nothing wrong with that



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Posted By: Harry
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 11:25am

You'll just have to wait and see, Steamer. I think that when you find out about Nordic's tastes in music, you too will be surprised and think it noteworthy. Perhaps when you have the balls to come out from behind that rock you're hiding behind we'll be able to discuss some of your perversions and habits....................

It's hard to have an opinion about a Phantom.

 



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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 11:38am
Harry:  Mr Steamer is the Phantom Of The Opera?Guitar

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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 12:24pm
I think he is Batman.............

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 1:50pm

Harry I'm not a h*m*phobe... there is not need to call me out..

I'm sorry that its quiet apparent in your post...  If you want Steamer you can always find steamer... I don't have to be in the spot light.. I don't teach classes nor do I hold seminars nor am I a Grand Master of cleaning.

I Clean... I'm the man behind the scenes

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM???

well I'll tell you!

Just a simple cleaner



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Posted By: Harry
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 2:50pm

Well I'm glad we've settled that neither of us are h*m*phobes but you are the one who started down that road.  Only one person whose nipples got all excited when hugged by Lee and Ted......and kept requesting to see more pictures of guys asses.

Just a simple cleaner, eh? I thought the simpletons all lived out in the bush are you sure you're a city boy ??

That's pretty funny Doug, since Nordic is an Opera fan....... whodathunk.

 

 

 



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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 2:58pm
Originally posted by Harry Harry wrote:

Just a simple cleaner, eh? I thought the simpletons all lived out in the bush are you sure you're a city boy ??

Harry:  Are you saying you have to live in the city to know anything????

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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 3:26pm
Sounds that way to me Doug.lol

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 5:00pm

Harry's fingers seem to be getting him in trouble today.....

Idle fingers are the devils work ask kenny..lol



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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 5:35pm
Harry:  Is not happy unless he is stirring up some s**t?Guitar

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Posted By: Harry
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 6:46pm
Doug, you're so predictable....Do you have self esteem issues ?




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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 6:51pm
Harry: I can only comment on what I read.  You appear to feel if you are not residing in the city you are a simpleton.  You typed I read it.  I guess us rural folk are simpletons according to Harry.Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 7:27pm

it was just a slip of the finger... I'm sure Harry doesn't feel that way

he feels with his two hands



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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 10:23pm
Originally posted by Harry Harry wrote:

Fels Naptha is an old fashioned soap bar, been around for 100 yrs and works great but is hard to find in Canada. 

Lee

What are you going to do with an old fashion soap bar if Nordic ever sends this to you?

 

 



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Posted By: Nordic 1
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 10:36pm
I sent him some awhile back

Great spotter just rub it on the stain and rinse

Tony errrrrrr Harry and I do business with each other

when I call him or he calls me you can hear what is playing on the Cd player

Music goes any where from Cecilia Bartoli one of the world best mestso soprano

to Al Jarreau

and Tony Bennet still rocks

more to life than just carpet cleaning.

N1


Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 10:56pm

That's for sure Nordic and the way Harry and Ed have you pictured you sure are living it.

I have to say that Music of any kind is a pleasure I indulge in most days. I think Tony is wrong to label one as sophisticated just because someone listens to Opera. It should not matter what a person listens to as long as listening or playing gives you pleasure.  I think I over did the word pleasure.



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Posted By: Harry
Date Posted: 13/January/2005 at 11:16pm

I stand corrected.

Doug, I grew up on a farm and I'm sure you've heard about folks leaving the big city for the "simple life". I expect you're in the bush by choice. Doug is probably quite the sophisticate too.

 

 

 

 

 



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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 1:35am
Harry you got some hair between your teeth

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 10:09am
Harry:  I think you are mixing me up with Paris Hilton?????Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 11:02am
but you have to admit doug ... that butt kissing must have felt good

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Posted By: Harry
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 11:04am

Steamer is just Steamed 'cus no-one kisses his ASS.

 



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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 11:17am

sorry Harry my ass has a strickly females only rule...

but your allowed to kick it



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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 11:20am
You have to get off it first?Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 11:24am
going to run a few miles on the thread mill... I'm getting fat and out of shape

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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 12:13pm
Make sure you are making money doing that Mr. Steamer.

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 12:35pm

actually I am Kenny... got to keep this finely tuned machine in shape for ccarpet cleaning... you don't want your gut to get too big it gets in the way of the wand...lol

the perk for being in good shape is.... we work with 90% females



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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 12:41pm
Girdle???Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 12:43pm

we don't call it girdle doug....

we call it back support or support long johns



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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 12:48pm
Why not gut support???Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 1:00pm
you can always suck in your gut when theres a female in the room.... didn't you see the episode of the Simpsons??

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 1:07pm
Girdle?Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 1:14pm
ok girdle...

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 1:43pm
Oh Just hold your breath?Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 14/January/2005 at 1:50pm
it works

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Posted By: Lisa Smith
Date Posted: 16/January/2005 at 1:41am

Personally, I like my men a little heavy.

Take care,

Lisa



Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 22/January/2005 at 8:55am
Census says Lisa that the majority of women like their men with a belly so why do we just about break our necks turning around to see the guy with the abs.

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 22/January/2005 at 4:42pm

Everyone wants to drive a sport car..... but they buy a mini van....lol

looking is free... I love to look



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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 23/January/2005 at 10:53am
That's right Steamer and know one can touch your fantasies either. Life can be grand if you appreciate you and your mind.

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 23/January/2005 at 9:53pm
a legend in your own mind

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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 25/January/2005 at 8:46pm
I'm sure you have been told that often Steamer.

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 25/January/2005 at 8:50pm
Never..... People know when greatness is in the room... or at least my ignorance is bliss...lol

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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 25/January/2005 at 8:55pm
Steamer you gave an honest answer. There's help for the great one yet.

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