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Topic: New World CCS Headquarters
Posted By: PadMan
Subject: New World CCS Headquarters
Date Posted: 14/December/2004 at 11:41pm

CCS will open its new world headquarters in Cairo, Egypt as of Jan 2nd 2005.

We are going to bring out our new ROP Machine the newest and greatest in ROP machines, SFPH should exceed 20,000 SqFtPrHour.

Cleaning profit margins should explode into the 97% profit range.

We have tested this machine for years sitting in our office chairs and everytime we THINK about it we see that is works great. Testing consists of using our daydreaming  time and focussing on what this machine can do in every situation.

We are preparing by building up our fleet of cleaning vehicles, we have 7 -8 old vehicles in our driveway now and are fleet could only be surpassed by our new presidents existing fleet of vehicles in his yard.

The New CCS

Padman, chief cook and bottle washer

SGK president.



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Converting HWE customer to VLM customers for 30 Years!



Replies:
Posted By: PadMan
Date Posted: 14/December/2004 at 11:42pm
PS, buy copper now while pennies are cheap... thanks Kenny for the tip!!

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Converting HWE customer to VLM customers for 30 Years!


Posted By: Dennis Conner
Date Posted: 15/December/2004 at 4:52am

LMFAO!

 

I'm collecting pennies for the copper!!!   Great tip Ken!

 

 



Posted By: Nordic 1
Date Posted: 15/December/2004 at 11:27pm
and Never bet on the MAPLE LOAFS


Nordic 1


Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 16/December/2004 at 12:42am
I bet on the Bellingham team, No-Dic.

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Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs.


Posted By: Dennis Conner
Date Posted: 16/December/2004 at 12:45am

U call him no-dic???

 

He calls you razorlips!



Posted By: Harry
Date Posted: 16/December/2004 at 1:07am

John's staff relaxing during lunch break.

 



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Be Juan in a Million - be a Leatherwright.


Posted By: Harry
Date Posted: 16/December/2004 at 1:55am

Not to be outdone by Ali Baba...John guarantees next day delivery to his many customers in Libya, Sudan, Ethiopia and Algeria.

Two day delivery to Israel, Lebenon, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and even Ba-aahrain, with his latest patented, low moisture, high speed transportation system...it even jiggles on route.

 

 



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Be Juan in a Million - be a Leatherwright.


Posted By: PadMan
Date Posted: 16/December/2004 at 5:19am
I love those pics...LOL

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Converting HWE customer to VLM customers for 30 Years!



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