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Topic: Code Neon-Orange Bullsh*t Alert!!
Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Subject: Code Neon-Orange Bullsh*t Alert!!
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 5:07am

We at KleenKuip regret to inform you that we have a heightened level of Kenny BabyHarris BS alert. In order to gauge this alert, we have had to increase our scale. In the past, 10 was the maximum limit of BS gauged in our Alert System. "10" was correlated to the Red Alert Status in our warning system.  In order to accommodate the unexpected and unprecedented level of BS, we have increased our limit to 15 and added the Neon-OMG-Orange Alert Status to reflect the severity of Kenny's dishonesty. Readers of this warning should seek safe haven and should not return to their normal activities until an all-clear advisory has been given. Thank you, and God bless........

NukeWarning! NukeWarning! For those of you unfamiliar with KleenKuip forums, this is a Neon-OMG-Orange Kenny Harris BS Alert. This alert is a public service to notify you of the non-stop lies of Kenny Harris.
 
As we've seen in another thread, Kenny has pushed the evelope with his lies about who he employs and what he pays them. Due to the importance of this message, we will not revisit the lies described in that thread, but will warn you of another even more important one.
 
Originally posted by Superliar Ken Superliar Ken wrote:

In boom-time Calgary, it is hard to get good help. I have been paying that rate for over 2 years now, plus benefits.I pay my CNC operator $50/hour. Everyone that does glide production gets at least $40/hr. I don't pay ANYONE less than that currently.  
 
Yet, on 08/August/2007 at 4:44pm, Kenny insults John and says he's not very smart. Why did Kenny say that? He said that because "I make my glides over there now, in Hong Kong."
Originally posted by ken the freaking liar ken the freaking liar wrote:

Posted: 08/August/2007 at 4:44pm

It's all true John. I have no intention of debating this point, except to say that 2 of my partners are from India. It was them, not me that established the link with India in the first place.Their families are still there, and made the required contacts to get this off the ground. All I did was send over the first machine about a year ago. The response was so do to that Mytee 1000DX I sent over, that more orders have followed after that.

The China connection came about because I make my glides over there now, in Hong Kong. My producer there asked me what else I had to sell. When I told him that I was sell portable machines too, back in February this year, he asked me to send one over, and he would help me sell it. That he did, and I have already got several follow-on sales to China since then.

You know John, I would have thought that a guy like you with a 170+ IQ could have figured some of this stuff out without me explaining it all to you. The fact that I had to, means you are not as smart as I had given you credit for.

In addition to the above lies being documented, NR has given us some timely advice in a related thread:
 
Originally posted by nightrider nightrider wrote:

BAN ALL THE CRAP IMPORTS FROM CHINA....................BAN SOMETHING WORTH BANNING.........................
 
                                              Nightrider
 
Time to ban Kenny!
 
Please stay tuned for further updates of the Kenny Harris BS Alert System.  In the meantime, seek shelter in a Kenny-free forum until further updates. Thank you.



Replies:
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 8:33am
OMG LOL I bet Lisa & Jeff makes his glides Hysterical

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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 5:41pm
Speechlees again??????????Shocked

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The STD Meter


Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 7:14pm
Kenny's not Chinese...................IS HE
 
                                          Nightrider


Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 7:58pm
He is if he's in Calgary China!  Anyhow, you said "Ban something worth banning." Kenny qualifies.


Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 21/March/2008 at 6:27pm
Bump.



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