Kleen Kuip board is read around the World!
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Topic: Kleen Kuip board is read around the World!
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Subject: Kleen Kuip board is read around the World!
Date Posted: 23/February/2008 at 1:48pm
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Look at these stats:
Kleenkuip.com users come from these countries: United States 66.7% United Kingdom 8.3% India 8.3% United Arab Emirates 8.3% Canada 8.3% Kleenkuip.com traffic rank in other countries: United Arab Emirates 221,839 United States 406,357 India 456,694 United Kingdom 530,968 Canada 751,072 As you can see, we have as many readers in the UK, UAE and and India as we have in Canada. I was wondering why I keep getting e-mails from those countries asking for info on my 230 volt Titans and glides. Now I know. 
BTW, cleaners in the UAE in particular have a great sense of humour. They tell me they just love reading about my misadventures over here. Gives them something to do when the temps are 120 degrees out and it is too hot to clean. I love comments like that. They must; Kleen Kuip has the highest rank in that country than all the rest! 
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Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 23/February/2008 at 2:08pm
What are they sucking up over there in Arabia..? SAND..lol.. OIL..
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 24/February/2008 at 4:49am
Yeah, they love reading about the misadventures of Klepto Kenny the Karpet Kleening Komedian and Krackhead ------------- 
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Superglide Ken wrote:Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 24/February/2008 at 12:01pm
No cmaster. They know that for the most part the drama I generate on this board is done purely for entertainment purchases. In that regard it bears about as much to reality as the chance that we are going to see you in a Speedo on the beaches of Thunderbay!
 Now, that would be a picture wouldn't it?  ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: Mr.Mike
Date Posted: 24/February/2008 at 12:17pm
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 24/February/2008 at 1:00pm
Yup. You will see that right after you start shipping all your orders  -------------
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 24/February/2008 at 2:08pm
I guess I have a treat to look forward to then? Make sure you buy your Speedo in XXXXXXXXL . I wouldn't want anything to fall out OR get squeezed eh?We are not making orange juice here afterall!
I would not like you to be in pain like this guy: 
Better to take it easy and sit down on that Thunderbay beach and take in the sun...........  ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 24/February/2008 at 6:42pm
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I think Kenny has come to the realization of what a dork he appears to be, so now he's trying to spin it as an attempt at drama. What a laugh.
In addition, the pic you posted, Kenny, would be an insult to people from the UAE. I'm not going to tell you why.
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 24/February/2008 at 7:46pm
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Think again. ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 24/February/2008 at 9:07pm
You're pretty funny. Trying to draw attention away from the fact that you are an unethical scammer may get you a few laughs, but it won't change what everyone knows about you -------------
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 24/February/2008 at 9:20pm
You need to think for the first time, moron. What do you think Moslum people think of women dressed as men holding snakes? Do you know the slightest thing about Islamic law and custom? DUH! Good thing you took down that insulting picture to cover your tracks. What a dope. Kenny, wink if you're a moron. ------------- Ken Harris Nov 08: "This will cause oil to rise to near $100 by the end of November. It stays up there to about the end of February. Better save this so you know who told it to you first." |
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 24/February/2008 at 9:53pm
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------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 24/February/2008 at 10:56pm
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no one comes to this website Kenny because of you....
I just talked to a guy who said and I quote "When I log on to the KK site and see all the Kenny posts I just log right back off"
This is true honest to god!
Kenny you drive away traffic from this website.
it would be more if the likes of you didn't post here
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 24/February/2008 at 11:29pm
Exactly. What's happening is that people are google-ing "hard nipples" "crook" "liar" "bad customer service" "peak oil" or "electric cars" and getting this site. If they wanted to read about those things, they don't want to read about carpet. If they did want to read about carpet, they don't want to read Kenny.
If you want more traffic from South Africa, post about diamonds. If you want more traffic from Austrialia, post about marsupials. More traffic from Germany, post about the autobahn.
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 25/February/2008 at 2:05am
F'n hilarious -------------
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