ROTFLMAO..!
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Topic: ROTFLMAO..!
Posted By: John L
Subject: ROTFLMAO..!
Date Posted: 29/November/2007 at 5:54am
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It's so hilarious it make's you ROTFLMAO..!
 Some of the Post's on ICS and Mikeymouse BB.. 8000SFT with a OP  and only use 8gal of cleaning chem's..  .. HWE  will ruin Berber's.. and on and on.. There Emotion's seem to set in when they post these long pages of nonsense.. Emotion can be your enemy..
 It's not about winning.. We all can't win all the time.. It's about PERFECTION.. And no one's perfect.. But we continue to strive for it..Yea..! And I have a Intel Pentium 10 now..! Quad- Quad processor 6.4GHz with a GeForceŽ 18800 ULTRA, (1768MB)..4-each (2GB) Corsair dimm rails for memory..
WHO.. ? WHO is brainwashing these ppl..? Yea. Yea. Who cares..!!
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 29/November/2007 at 8:27am
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lots of emotion in your post John...lol ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 29/November/2007 at 9:31am
| bunch of fairy's over there....weird like a cult...creeps me out. |
Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 29/November/2007 at 10:50am
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Not emotions M.Steamer.. ROTFLMAO..! |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 29/November/2007 at 3:40pm
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I like it here... you're allowed to tell someone that they are full of sh*t... over there you's get banned..
I posted about Chemspec's DFC and it was removed..because I had less than favorable things to say. ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 29/November/2007 at 4:09pm
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I think you guys got it all wrong. You can tell someone they are full of sh*t and many do. Idiots aren't tolerated there as they quickly find out how unwelcome they are and are run off by the general membership. The Glide Goof lasted 3 days there.
You pulled out one post and are trying to paint the whole board and its membership like that and thats total BS. The post that John was mentioning was challenged immediately and she was called on it. If you been around the boards for a while you know what to expect that was Darleen aka Dolly - what did you expect? Steamer - you would have a good time there just like most of you would. Cult like. YOu could say that bullsh*ters aren't welcome, trouble makers are tolerated if they are funny otherwise they get run off. Tell me if it is cult like why is it the fastest growing board in our industry and why is it it has consistantly got more posts and new members than the other boards. Is it because we are idiots - don't think so. If you are insecure over there its maybe because it does have an intimidating atmosphere to some at times. But almost everyone there would just as soon help you with a question or give you support - unless you're full of sh*t. Bob Foster aka pilediver - one of the administrators Splook stay the f**k away because I will personally run your ass off. If you were funny we might allow you to stay just to screw with you. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 29/November/2007 at 4:12pm
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Steamer you must be mistaken about your DFC post because no one would delete that on MB. That is what it prides itself on - Not deleting info good or bad about suppliers and equipment. Honest to God - WE DON'T DO THAT!
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Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 29/November/2007 at 4:16pm
I hearya Bob.. Most are good to go and know their stuff.. Didnt want to mention names but you took care of it.. Just the few who make you ROTFLMAO..!
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 29/November/2007 at 4:29pm
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You know what makes that board good is there are plenty of people who actively pariticate on it and it just gets better and better. It also atracts a few kooks too and as the board is getting larger there are some politics. Everyone of the admins cuts to the chase about BS politics.
Because it is attracting so many good people with lots of wisdom it feeds on itself and that makes for a good bullsh*t filter. It also can at times intimidate a newby but all they have to do is say they are new or need help and some of the most respected people in this industry will take the time to help them. Got a question about multiple truck operations - not uncommon for Ken Snow to offer you his personal advice (he has 38 trucks). Got a question about a stain - take your pick anyone of problably 30 world class teachers/inspectors/formulators will personally answer your question.. Got a business question how about you get a personal reply from Steve Toburen or Bill Yeadon.....and on an on. Want to joke and screw around - you can do that too in the Birdroom. Don't get me wrong - this is a great place too and I am grateful to be able to participate here. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 29/November/2007 at 10:32pm
I agree. MB is a great place to learn from industry experts  ------------- 
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Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood
Date Posted: 01/December/2007 at 11:02pm
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A lot of friggin fluff on that board though.
Most boards I read all the stuff eventually, not on Mikeysboard. I feel that if you don't follow the mainstream you are quickly ostracized. I reserve my comments more often than not on that board. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/December/2007 at 11:44pm
You do have to follow it daily and weed out some of the nonsense  -------------
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 02/December/2007 at 12:25am
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it was the red boaRD THAT DELETED my post....chemspec Canada dismissed my charges that their crap went bad..LOL
as for mikey'sboard ...pay toilet is a knowitallarse and if it aint vortex it aint sh*t ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 02/December/2007 at 12:33am
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It's not just Mike. There are a lot of industry gurus there -------------
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 02/December/2007 at 12:46am
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good..better there than here...lol
we got Canada's top Cleaner Lee a magician ted GodURich Doug a Carpet Master a TiTian! a former restuarant owner what more do we need here ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 02/December/2007 at 2:30am
A couple of vortex owners?  -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 02/December/2007 at 10:29am
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I have a vortex 6L in my savanas does that count ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 02/December/2007 at 3:49pm
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It's vortec, and no it doesn't -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 02/December/2007 at 4:07pm
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i was worried there for a minute ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 02/December/2007 at 9:37pm
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You thought you owned one so you were going all arrogant on us? -------------
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Posted By: Michael
Date Posted: 03/December/2007 at 3:05pm
People post their pc specs there? That's odd. e6300 (oc'd 2.8 GHz), EVGA 680i, 8800 GTS 320 Superclocked, Auzentech Prelude, Ballistix Tracers 800 (2x1G), Enermax Galaxy 850w DXX  |
John L wrote:Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 03/December/2007 at 4:29pm
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Nice system -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/December/2007 at 4:39pm
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can you dual wand with it??? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Michael
Date Posted: 03/December/2007 at 9:05pm
| If EA Games ever comes out with a Prochem FPS, I'll damn well try! |
Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 03/December/2007 at 11:09pm
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And HEY you got! Mr. Slide here! ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 04/December/2007 at 1:27am
Where?  -------------
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Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 04/December/2007 at 2:39am
Don't forget about me! " Mr. Slide" ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 04/December/2007 at 1:12pm
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They already forgot about you, Mr. Slide.
Fell asleep waiting to see your glide. ------------- Inventor of Teflon Carpet Wand Glides.Free Glides for all Cleaners in June! |
Posted By: Michael
Date Posted: 04/December/2007 at 1:41pm
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 04/December/2007 at 4:09pm
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the never ending release ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 04/December/2007 at 5:28pm
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release-it..
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Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 04/December/2007 at 5:50pm
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" Please release me,
Let me go, If carpet cleaners can't see me, They will never know, To live in Mr Slide's imagination would be a sin, So release me, And let me glide again!" ------------- Inventor of Teflon Carpet Wand Glides.Free Glides for all Cleaners in June! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 04/December/2007 at 8:39pm
You should be used to that. Has anyone seen yours lately? -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 04/December/2007 at 8:44pm
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this is gettin kind a personal ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 04/December/2007 at 11:37pm
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That's to funny Ken! ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 04/December/2007 at 11:49pm
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I thought you might like that Al. ------------- Inventor of Teflon Carpet Wand Glides.Free Glides for all Cleaners in June! |
Posted By: steamdragon
Date Posted: 16/December/2007 at 11:38am
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I hate glides they are gay just like you Kenny
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 16/December/2007 at 12:38pm
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Another Ken fan? -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 16/December/2007 at 1:50pm
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i think he has another fan ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 16/December/2007 at 1:51pm
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I have a fan in my van.. And don't say its Ken..
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 16/December/2007 at 5:54pm
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OK, I won't say it -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 16/December/2007 at 6:38pm
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i didn't no you named your tools what do you call your wand???? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 16/December/2007 at 8:31pm
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d**k? -------------
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Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 16/December/2007 at 10:23pm
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Long d**k..!
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 16/December/2007 at 11:52pm
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Good guess eh? -------------
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:07pm
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I'm sure the customers would love to hear that ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:16pm
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maybe is has it's name on the head ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:18pm
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does yours? ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:20pm
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yea pro chem ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:23pm
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the one ken sold you? ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:24pm
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no the ones i got with the units I think i have 3 quad wands ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:30pm
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any of them from Ken? ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:30pm
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none it got back ordered ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:31pm
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or ordered back i can't remember but that was a long time ago ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:32pm
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2"??? ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:33pm
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i think they are actually 13/4" i think i could be wrong ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:36pm
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so what size hose do you use 13/4??? ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:37pm
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2" ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:38pm
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not all the way??? ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:39pm
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from the machine to the wand ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:41pm
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so you reduce at the wand? ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:42pm
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no ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:43pm
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but you have a 13/4 ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:44pm
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i think it is expanded to 2" for a few inches all pro chem tools are 2" ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:46pm
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O I C... yes I remember my old prochem wand...
I think I have at least 10 wands sitting around ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:46pm
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i used to but got rid of most of them ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:48pm
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I carry 2 on each truck...a tall on for speed...and a short one when they have too much crap in the way ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 10:49pm
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i carry a short one called a stair tool??? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/December/2007 at 11:25pm
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naw I don't use a stair tool...I hate to keep changing mid stream ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 18/December/2007 at 12:50am
You use a wand on the steps? -------------
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Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 18/December/2007 at 1:27am
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You could use my Slide that works great for stairs!
Makes life so much easier! ( Just Slide it on your wand) no need to
get your stair tool! ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 18/December/2007 at 8:49am
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I wand the stairs...and always have! ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 18/December/2007 at 11:42am
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The risers too? -------------
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 18/December/2007 at 1:42pm
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YEAH the wand spray... then you suck it all off with the hose..better than any stair tool ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 18/December/2007 at 3:09pm
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oh please?? slide why in hell would you want a glide on a stair tool? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 18/December/2007 at 6:19pm
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Cause you don't want to be a hack , Doug. ------------- Inventor of Teflon Carpet Wand Glides.Free Glides for all Cleaners in June! |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 18/December/2007 at 8:59pm
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a hack?? what he hell i use my staitr tool to scrub it's steps for christ sake. almost as bad as a glide on an upholstery tool ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 18/December/2007 at 9:31pm
No Doug!! The Slide go's on the wand ( I don't make Slides for stair tools)
I agree, I don't think a glide should be on a stair tool!
The Slide Doug, Has the same 1/4 in radius as the wand has, but the Slide
has 2 sets of holes, a front row and a back row, so before your wand falls off the stair, the back row of holes has sucked all the way to the edge!
the front row go right up to the next stair, the 1/4 in. radius still allows
for good agitation!
  Smoken ! ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 1:58am
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Sounds like a glide I already make Al. I will be very interested in seeing your design. They say there is not much new under the sun. This may be one of those occasions. ------------- Inventor of Teflon Carpet Wand Glides.Free Glides for all Cleaners in June! |
Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 2:05am
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No Ken, you don't make anything like this! ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 2:10am
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Sounds like you have it all figured out -------------
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Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 2:15am
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No, I'm still thinking!
THERE'S REALLY NO LIMIT TO WHAT KIND OF SLIDERS I CAN MAKE!
I'm going to Sacramento,ca. friday to show a dist. & hopefully get some orders!  ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 3:01am
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Good Luck, Al
Sounds like you will be taking the Green Glide business there. ------------- Inventor of Teflon Carpet Wand Glides.Free Glides for all Cleaners in June! |
Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 3:25am
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Thank's Ken!
That company stop selling gg a while back when told to stop!
So I'm hoping they will be glad to have something to replace it with! ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 11:44am
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I'm sure they will. ------------- Inventor of Teflon Carpet Wand Glides.Free Glides for all Cleaners in June! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 1:30pm
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I thought the only glides that were going to be sold in the US were yours? Why isn't that disty in Sacramento selling them? -------------
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Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 2:02pm
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I sell most of my large glides(Superslides)only direct from my website now. Only a few distributors that have been selling my glides for years during my troubles with the HR suit(like Cobb and Kleenkuip)get to keep selling now that I have the ONLY HR approved design on the market. The rest have to buy either Ultralip or Superlip glides if they want to offer their customers glides.I expect that all other designs will be removed from the market long before 2008 is over.
I don't know yet if Al's sliders will be effected yet by this, because I haven't seen them, but based on the fact that Al says they have holes(not allowed under the HR patents), I expect they will need to be removed from the market too. HR's patent has been extended to Canada, the UK, and Australia as well as the USA now, so if a Glide/Slide manufacturer does not have a letter from HR approving their design, and that design has holes in it, they are going to be sued. but the Slide has 2 sets of holes, a front row and a back row, Good luck Al ------------- Inventor of Teflon Carpet Wand Glides.Free Glides for all Cleaners in June! |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 2:07pm
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Kleen Kuip doesn't carry any of your glides...they think your a flake?
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Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 4:02pm
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And your point is?
Kleen Kuip still sells my Superglide glides. And my wands. If you think otherwise, it is you who is mis-informed Steamer. ------------- Inventor of Teflon Carpet Wand Glides.Free Glides for all Cleaners in June! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 4:27pm
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They actually stock and sell them? I think we need confirmation from a reliable source -------------
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Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 4:30pm
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Sure Paul. Fly done to the GTA and see them in the store for yourself. We all know Steamer's opinion is not reliable.
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 5:05pm
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where in the GTA can one find a reliable source??? apparently Mr. Steamer's opinion is worth very little in this thread?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 5:09pm
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Ted is the guy with the most reliable opinion in the GTA IMO. Ask him.Certainly at Kleen Kuip. ------------- Inventor of Teflon Carpet Wand Glides.Free Glides for all Cleaners in June! |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 5:13pm
maybe you can meetup with steamer and go to Ted's together?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 5:27pm
Odds of that happening Doug would be about the same as Paul going to Kleen Kuip with Big Foot. Steamer is never seen in public or any social setting where he could be recognized, eh? ------------- Inventor of Teflon Carpet Wand Glides.Free Glides for all Cleaners in June! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 5:52pm
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Maybe he's a homebody -------------
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Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 6:00pm
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I think he just likes to stay incognito. Only people that have ever seen him that post on this board are Gloria and Ted.I'm sure he has his reasons for keeping a low profile. ------------- Inventor of Teflon Carpet Wand Glides.Free Glides for all Cleaners in June! |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 6:53pm
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the mark of Zoro or I mean Steamer. whoo ooo ooo was that masked man?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 6:58pm
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Ted won't post that he doesn't carry your glides...he feels sorry for you... Thats just the way it is.
I've been into the store a few times this year...Ted's shown me everything under the sun...even did Magic for my daughter... BUT NEVER SHOWED MY A GLIDE OR WAND FROM KEN. I've asked...Ted Just laughs like that------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 19/December/2007 at 6:59pm
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Ted did a magic trick and they all dissappeared ------------- Just My opinion |