ABSOLUTE MUST READ..FUNNY
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Topic: ABSOLUTE MUST READ..FUNNY
Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Subject: ABSOLUTE MUST READ..FUNNY
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 6:37pm
 True Story.....My wife bought me a briefcase for my birthday. I threw the old one out in the trash in the garage. The next day as I cleaned out my truckmount mesh filter I saw the old briefcase. I emptied the major dog hair and wet nasties from the day before into the briefcase. As I emptied the nasties out my wife says "hey, I want to empty out the cats litter box in there too as long as you have it open". She scooped out the turds from the litter box into the briefcase. Next day was trash pickup day. 8AM I put out the trash, overflowing that week the briefcase sat outside the trash container. After carpet cleaning that morning we came home for lunch. Trash pickup hadnt come but the briefcase was gone. HAHHAHHAHAHAHA ONe of my dumb frick neighbors saw value in that brief and took it. High dollar homes here over $250K.
Two days later my next door neighbor says to me (a military officer none the less) "hey I thought you only had one cat" "I thought I saw a dog running around here last night"
I put 2 + 2 together and figured he was the one who had opened the brief and freaked at its contents. WOW I wish I could have seen his eyes opening that brief. hahahaha what a rush!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now my neighbor thinks Im a freak and he fears me.......------------- I can remove more spots than you can. |
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 7:29pm
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Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 8:17pm
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Bingo ! ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 9:08pm
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Is Steamer fried??? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 9:21pm
this story is absolute truth...trust me.. or no dont trust me ... call my wife at 904-477-0447 she will deal with you promptly. god help you poor souls.... ------------- I can remove more spots than you can. |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 9:36pm
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see not steamer..LOL ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 9:58pm
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NO the real JOKE is that he thinks 250 is high dollar LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
that will get you a broke down crappy-azz roach infested 1 bedroom condo in Brampton :) |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 10:15pm
I say the neighbour got what was coming to him  ------------- 
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 10:23pm
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splash_$$$_dash wrote:Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 1:33am
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 5:53pm
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I'm just me ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 10:18pm
I'm the new flavor of the month!
 Smoken>>>>>>>>------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 26/September/2007 at 2:15am
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 26/September/2007 at 2:31am
Do you really wanna go there?  -------------
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Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 26/September/2007 at 2:57am
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Bite me and find out!
Sorry Nightrider ! It was a set up! ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 26/September/2007 at 3:41am
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 26/September/2007 at 12:16pm
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I saw that one coming -------------
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