The Naked Customer
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Topic: The Naked Customer
Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Subject: The Naked Customer
Date Posted: 22/September/2007 at 11:32pm
During my adventure to put out carpet cleaning flyers last week my wife who was driving the car beeped at me, which for her means major trouble in the neighborhood like a tornado or the end of the world as we all know it. She was driving close to me on the street as she knew I was getting tired in the heat after flyer number 375. She got ahead of me by 50 feet at some point with the car and beeped at me and waved her hand. As I approached the door of an $800K home built in 2006 there was a lead glass door which you could see through. A naked man had pressed his body against the glass, and I got a full view as I stuffed the flyer in the door. Its kinda funny after I thought about it, as 40 years ago it would have been treason, but for the year 2007 it seemed like just another day on the battlefield, and to my surprise it was one of the more uneventful things that seem to happen to my wife and myself lately.  ------------- I can remove more spots than you can. |
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 23/September/2007 at 12:33am
| If I got a call from that guy, I'd decline. |
Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Date Posted: 23/September/2007 at 1:05am
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The freak thing is that you may not remember the exact address one month from now and the freak may call you to arrange an appointment. And all I remember is the body and not the face. "NASTY" It was hazy through the lead glass door I remember. If I were innocent how would I have much of a defense against this freak? One of the gray areas being I was on his property and that holds weight in a cops mind......which is one of the reasons I bring my wife with in all flyer droppings. NOONE WILL WRONGFULLY ACCUSE ME OF ANYTHING WITHOUT MY WIFE AS A WITNESS!
On that day that freak may have called the cops on me and say I hit on him.....NEVER TRAVEL ALONE, RULE#1 in all cases. ------------- I can remove more spots than you can. |
Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 23/September/2007 at 1:33am
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My guys always complain about women using the restroom when they're cleaning grout. Then the women climb all over the hoses to reach the sink. I'm just waiting for one to fall and claim they didn't notice the barrier they stepped over, the signs saying the restroom was closed, the huge machine in the doorway, or the man with 60 feet of hose and a wand. Or perhaps they'll say they didn't know that acid is slippery. |
Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 23/September/2007 at 12:15pm
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 23/September/2007 at 4:37pm
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I just ride an elephant. Then the cameras and people follow me for free. |
Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 23/September/2007 at 8:17pm
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 23/September/2007 at 11:36pm
You lead quite the life  ------------- 
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 7:21pm
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Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 7:53pm
 Acltually I havent figured out yet why god puts me on these adventures. But I do like the gaming. Ill go with the flow and game on. Thank god for the game. I wont lose my interest thats for sure. GAME  ON GOD!------------- I can remove more spots than you can. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 10:07pm
It wouldn't surprise me  -------------
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nightrider wrote:Posted By: Michael
Date Posted: 24/September/2007 at 10:56pm
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About years ago, I had an appointment where the customer was supposed to leave the door unlocked and have a check waiting for me. I was supposed to let myself in, do the job, take the check, and leave. Nothing uncommon. Now, whenever I have one of these, I always ring the door beforehand just in case. Having done that, I entered, noted the check at the door, noted the moved furniture, and walked in only to see an arm slumped over the back of the sofa 20 ft away in the rumpus room. I approached the sofa, and there was guy laying there naked from the waist down, his other hand holding a pillow over his face. There was no way in hell I was going to try to wake him--I wasn't even sure he was living--so I got the hell outta there and called my office. I went to my next appointment, and then my office called me. Apparently, the guy was irritated that I wasn't there yet. He told my office that he'd been waiting for me and I never showed. Luckily, by the time I got there he was gone. I much prefer the hot chicks who every great now and then have naked pictures of themselves hanging around. It's not common, but it's more common than I would've expected. |
Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 11:37pm
Well just another freak game...Try this one. Carpet cleaning is my new career after blowing over a million dollars the past year. YOu bastards is all I have.  ------------- I can remove more spots than you can. |
Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 11:38pm
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but I lie alot
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 11:39pm
You blew a million dollars on........?  -------------
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Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 11:39pm
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ahhahahahahhaa ------------- I can remove more spots than you can. |
Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 11:39pm
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yes I game alot
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 11:40pm
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You must be Kenny with a new screen name -------------
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Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 11:40pm
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Not wine women and song, but a sorry ass redneck city called Jacksonville FLorida
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Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 11:41pm
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Ill die before I relent to a redneck. ------------- I can remove more spots than you can. |
Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 11:43pm
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REPEAT ILL DIE BEFORE ILL RELENT TO A RED NECK! ------------- I can remove more spots than you can. |
Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 11:45pm
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Oh im sorry relent you dont understand. so Ill DIE BEFORE I LET YOUR REDNECK ASS EVER HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER MY LIFE! ------------- I can remove more spots than you can. |
Posted By: ChemicallyFried
Date Posted: 25/September/2007 at 11:47pm
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Other than that we can continue as friends
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 26/September/2007 at 2:08am
Allrighty then  -------------
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 26/September/2007 at 2:18am
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 26/September/2007 at 2:32am
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Crack is a chemical -------------
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 26/September/2007 at 3:35am
| Yet another chemical that's cheaper in the US than from your local distributor. |
Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 26/September/2007 at 3:44am
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 26/September/2007 at 12:17pm
Yeah. But they taste good  -------------
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Posted By: duckcountry
Date Posted: 01/October/2007 at 11:48pm
| Let the guy know you saw what you saw and that you can forget it for a price. A very expensive carpet cleaning done with water and a towel would meet the criteria. |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 02/October/2007 at 7:41am
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that would be CD then? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 02/October/2007 at 8:40am
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cash deposit??? ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 02/October/2007 at 10:34am
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Compact disc? -------------
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