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My porty get a million inches of lift.

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Topic: My porty get a million inches of lift.
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Subject: My porty get a million inches of lift.
Date Posted: 19/August/2007 at 9:07pm
No need for Kenny's crizap.



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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 19/August/2007 at 9:13pm

I hope you're asking outrageous prices too.  Since Kenny now has the machine with the lowest cfm on the market, the race is to get it to zero cfm.

I guess the next idea he'll have is to sell it with a 1" diameter hose.


Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 19/August/2007 at 9:45pm
oh mine has a 4" hose

lololololololololololo

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 19/August/2007 at 9:47pm
does it clean by it self?

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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 19/August/2007 at 9:48pm
Looks like you're in the lead. I bet Kenny will copy you, only his will be 4" in diameter and length.


Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 19/August/2007 at 10:00pm


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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 19/August/2007 at 11:03pm
Originally posted by FriendlyHammer FriendlyHammer wrote:

I hope you're asking outrageous prices too.  Since Kenny now has the machine with the lowest cfm on the market, the race is to get it to zero cfm.


I guess the next idea he'll have is to sell it with a 1" diameter hose.

    

He can sell them with an open dump valve, that should bring it down close to zero cfm
    

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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 20/August/2007 at 12:02am
Kenny's patent covers any machine with a huge gaping hole in it





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Ken Harris Nov 08:

"This will cause oil to rise to near $100 by the end of November. It stays up there to about the end of February. Better save this so you know who told it to you first."


Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 20/August/2007 at 12:12am
He's very cunning

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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 20/August/2007 at 12:14am
Wire mesh plays a big role in the composition of the next machine. The details haven't been released yet, but stay tuned.


Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 20/August/2007 at 12:16am
I know. Soon..........very soon

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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 20/August/2007 at 12:22am
Notice: The prices and specifications of Kenny's machines are subject to change without notice.  In addition, the meanings and definitions of all words involving  - but not limited to - "machine," "carpet," "clean," and "legal," are under the sole discretion and control of Kenny.





Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 20/August/2007 at 12:59am
We already knew that

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 20/August/2007 at 7:50am
offer could change without further notice

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 20/August/2007 at 9:41am
Originally posted by Superglide Ken Superglide Ken wrote:

wow what a reply.. looks like he was caught with his pants down
    

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 20/August/2007 at 1:49pm
he never pulls them up

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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 20/August/2007 at 8:25pm
No point. He used his button to buy coffee

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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 20/August/2007 at 8:34pm


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Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs.


Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 20/August/2007 at 8:59pm
Time for some bin diving?

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