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Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Subject: .
Date Posted: 13/April/2007 at 11:07pm
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 13/April/2007 at 11:28pm
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In Torrence CA? ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 13/April/2007 at 11:37pm
You're looking kinda old  ------------- 
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 3:15am
You should change your name to Tinkle_$$$_Shake 
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Posted By: Thang
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:52am
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Ok... Grandmaster Helio Gracie. What a clown.
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 8:45am
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Life in the GTA will do that to ya? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 9:06am
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Good thing we don't live there -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 10:02am
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I will have a hard time holding my breath this week when I attempt a visit ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 11:56am
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The GTA brings out the best of them! ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 12:21pm
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I'am glad the best of them live in the GTA ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 12:27pm
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Speaking of the best of them - where's Steamer? ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 12:28pm
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In the dojo practicing his Karate. he is breaking jello moulds?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 2:13pm
That probably requires a lot of skill  -------------
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 2:35pm
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NO SKILL.......................Just a good appetite and decent teeth
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 2:59pm
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We know he has a good appetite -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 3:24pm
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I probably will not see him this week?? he will be busy ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 4:02pm
I think he should make a point of doing lunch or supper with you  -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 4:46pm
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I don't taste all that good?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 5:09pm
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Have you tried yourself? -------------
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Posted By: Thang
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 6:46pm
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I just looked in Splash's profile (because Bob mentioned Torrance, Ca.).
Now, he's turning into another Ken Harris lol....First he say he's not allowed to leave the country...BUt in the private message he wrote me and said that the $500 would not be enough to covered his expenses...He would require, Airfare,hotel,food,and his normal "seminar" fee of $500 to come kick my ass lol. ....BUt, He claim that he would "love" to shut my big mouth up if he has the chance!! C'mon! Im giving him the chance... I think Im more than genorous for finding a gym and even offering to put out $500 for him to kick my ass. If he wants it enough he would take it....I guess not. He said he would knock me out in 60 secs. If I can come to Toronto.Honestly, I would....If I knew for sure that he would show up...Which I doubt he would. SO, I told him the Connections would be Mutual grounds because even if he doesnt show up...At least I can still enjoy the Connections. It just sounds like a bunch of excuses to me... Now, He claims he is a kung-fu expert and has a Dojo and put up the Gracie Academy website on his profile lol. The Gracie academy is 30 mins away from where I live and Ive train there for 2 months,Then I stop because it was WaaAay over priced and the training was focused more for Businessmen that wants to be able to defend themself and not for competition(I met Chuck Norris and NIck Cage there). Im willing to bet that he doesnt even know who teaches most of the classes (he's probably going to call them up and ask to cover his ass lol). What a poser!! Dude, We already have one Ken Harris...We dont need another. ------------- Tap Out Or Pass Out!!! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 6:51pm
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Can there be too many Kenny's? -------------
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Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 6:53pm
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 6:54pm
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Kenny & Spenny ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Thang
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:00pm
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LMAO I would love to see your face sitting there all red and now I got you cursing. Halarious!!
Have you been eating sh*t??!..Cause more is coming out of your mouth than your azz!! lol Knock me out on the trades floor??...SO, does that mean youre coming?? DOnt talk sh*t when you cant back it up....All I see you do is talk. Also, I found a gym because I care. I wouldnt want you to spend the whole trip in the county jail. Like Ive said many MANY times...My offer stands tough guy. Btw, Carpet Cleaning is what I do for a living. Its not my life. ------------- Tap Out Or Pass Out!!! |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:01pm
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We need to start a thread "Enter The Dragon" ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Thang
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:04pm
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I like "Enter the Dragon Thang".
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:06pm
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If you like it I like it?In this thread you may not live long if you dissagree?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:11pm
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You think we hit a nerve in Splouk aka TinkleandTremble? Keep him going - this is enteraining.
Let see if he will enter the Dragon's Room ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Thang
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:11pm
Yeah...SPlash will type ya till death  ------------- Tap Out Or Pass Out!!! |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:14pm
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He's tapping out on his keyboard till he passes out. Thang if you right click his photo and look under properties you will see the website. He's got no balls otherwise he would say you he really is. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Thang
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:22pm
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Hey Bob, I think Cum'Splash has a crush on you. He has a picture of your truck in his signature.
I find this whole thing funny and everytime I read one of Splash's post I just roll my eyes and laugh.HIs life must not be all that exciting to make up lies about himself and be a poser. ------------- Tap Out Or Pass Out!!! |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:24pm
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:25pm
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He thinks we are aggravated but its actually amusing.
Come on TinkleandTremble - that all you got? ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Thang
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:30pm
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Im going to show these posts to the guys when I go back to Tinguinha's on Monday. lol They'll laugh their asses off!!
And like Pilediver, I find this mucho amusing. ------------- Tap Out Or Pass Out!!! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:32pm
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Almost as amusing as ChemDry on the red board -------------
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:37pm
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Hey TinkleandTremble, still don't have any balls i guess. You comming to beat me up or are you just going to ring the door bell and run away? ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:41pm
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nobody is laughing harder than me trust me on this one.
this is not my first go round. many years ago I too offered to pay for somebody's ticket then I grew up 
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 7:48pm
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Fill out your profile balless one! ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 8:06pm
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Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 8:11pm
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Hey Splash!
I'm a little closer than Thang, maybe you would like to come by and show me how tough you really are ? ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 8:12pm
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Now he thinks he's Chuck Norris - how about Chicken Balless. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 8:15pm
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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 8:47pm
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Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 8:49pm
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30 min north of London!
Want to come and see what us country boys do for fun ? ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 8:49pm
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Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 8:50pm
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damm anybody closer? -------------
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Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 8:50pm
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Want to find out ? Tough guy ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 9:02pm
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Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 9:04pm
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Lardazz ? I don't think so!
The offer is still open tough guy! ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 9:09pm
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Oh Hammy I might have to go out there and help you because sounds like too much to handle for just one good ole boy. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 9:15pm
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No worries mate!
I would love to see how tough Splash really is ? Call my bluff Cum Splash! ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 9:19pm
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Buy a gerber baby glide!
After all you don't want your arms getting
bigger then your wife's!
 Never Gliden! ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 9:19pm
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Splouk already blew his load. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 9:21pm
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 9:21pm
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Kane try to stay on topic. ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 9:26pm
What's your time worth ? Cum Splash! ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
splash_$$$_dash wrote:Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 9:52pm
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My time right now Im making over $30.oo hr.
And I'm sitting here posting!!
I'm on topic now doug? ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 9:55pm
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I used to be able to do that at work!
They got pissed! ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 10:09pm
Hope they never catch me !
Because this is so much fun!------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 10:13pm
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You getting anywhere with your design yet? ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 10:18pm
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No time!
The MILL is tied up !
Maybe start monday? ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 10:25pm
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It would be cool to see some digital pictures of work in progress. From raw stock out and even the milling machine your using. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 14/April/2007 at 10:30pm
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I'd be glad to do it ,
All I 'v got is a camera phone
That's as high tech as I get for now  ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 1:26am
Close enough. As long as we can see the pics  -------------
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 1:30am
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You missed all the fun with TinkleandTrenble or Cum Splash or Splouk or what ever we want to call him.
His last post has a Hell's Angels link - whooo I'm scared. The balless one still won't reveeal himself. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 1:33am
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I've been reading. You guys were having a great time -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 9:26am
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Now we have to watchout for NINJA's not the cleaning machines either?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 10:41am
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SGK is going to owe me a bottle.
I have taken all the attention away from him. -------------
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Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 10:41am
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Very scarey! ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 10:45am
He's paying you in glides and sending them by Kenpost -------------
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Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 10:49am
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Hey Hammy all joking aside I have no connection to any bikers but one of my former associates was one of those "tow truck drivers"!
I didnt know him well enough to know he was a biker. but I got a surprise when I needed a tow a few days after the "incident" :( -------------
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Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 11:04am
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RIP! ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 4:02pm
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I wonder where Steamer is in all of this maybe he's just Splash'n $$$ Dash'n around
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 4:37pm
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Maybe -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 6:22pm
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Sunday is family day for steamer? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 6:28pm
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Where was he Friday & Saturday..........
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 6:29pm
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practicing for sunday? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 6:39pm
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Practise makes perfect..................... Is Steamer a Minister or Preacher
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 6:42pm
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 8:53pm
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Great song. Did you write it? -------------
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Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 9:23pm
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steamer is close maybe i'll beat him up and call it a day :) -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 9:25pm
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let us know how you make out with Steamer ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 15/April/2007 at 11:04pm
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Steamer might enjoy it -------------
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Posted By: Thang
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 1:00am
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Man, Ive been away for almost 2 days and I missed so much lol.
I guess Hammy also wants to kick Cum'Splash azz??....What happened here?? Did I miss somethin?? I also notice that Cum'Splash went back and edited most of his posts. Is it because after he reads them and realizes that he sounds like a big penis?? Hmmm.... IM dissapointed...Now,I cant show his posts when I go to Tinguinha's Tomorrow. Well, At least I still have his stupid Private messages that he sent me. I think they will still get a good laugh out of that. ------------- Tap Out Or Pass Out!!! |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 3:20pm
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take a video of you guys slip sliding all over each others sweaty body. then dry hump each others arms as you practice your arms bars -------------
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 3:29pm
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I'll fight for money!!!!!!!!
I'll take or give an ass kickin as long as you got the cash ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 3:31pm
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it's ON Homie :) -------------
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 3:34pm
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no it's not...we got to talk about price????
no hits to the head unless the price is right...LOL ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 3:35pm
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but can you catch me?
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Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 3:37pm
| ok you set the price! |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 3:38pm
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splash?? you bored dude???? ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: splash_$$$_dash
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 3:44pm
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very fuggin slow these past few days man :( -------------
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 3:50pm
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the gawd damned weather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if we could just get some friggin sun shine ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 4:54pm
Steamer is going to take the fall?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 4:55pm
Amen brother? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Thang
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 5:09pm
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Hey! dont underestimate STeamer. From his avatar...he looks like a madman.
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 9:17pm
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He is a madman -------------
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Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 9:18pm
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Any body who can do that to their head must be! ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 9:22pm
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Streamer will take care of this guy and save Thang the flight. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Thang
Date Posted: 16/April/2007 at 10:43pm
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Hello Carpet cleaners! My name is Zach and I am one of Thang's training partner.We're just here killing time before class and reading all this BS that you guys are talking about and it is very funny.
I would just like to say that Thang is a very stand up guy and is not bad in Jiujitsu (just kidding Thang). Splash and Dash seems like a dumbass that does not know what he is talking about and Thang has caught him in a few lies. We here at the Gym all agree that this guy is just a internet tough guy that cant back up his crap. I train in the both the Muay Thai and BJJ class and whenever Im getting ready for a fight and want to improve my ground game, Then Thang is one of the ones I would go to. He has helped my game tremendously. I would also love to come with Thang to Vegas if this fight is going to happen. It doesnt look like it though Huh? Splash and Dash, Just do me a favor and go kick Thang's ass for me! Last thing, I dont know why "Thang" is using his middle name instead of his first name. Whateva. Peace out! and every single one of you guys need to grow up. That includes you Mr. Thang. Ps- Im sorry Thang! I was just kidding around! Please dont beat me up on Weds. night lol....YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!! ------------- Tap Out Or Pass Out!!! |