The Canadian Mounties have stopped a truckload of Hillbillies armed with what appeared to be heavy artillery going over the border, they suspected infiltration of some sort. Until they found out it was PadMan on his way to Vancouver. They proceeded to wish him well on his "Great Canadian Cleanup".

Go for it PadMan!

Welcome to Canada Pad Man 

I hope there pad's your carrying and your not promoting safe sex 

Good luck Padman on your journey through Canada.

If you don't make a killing with your sales maybe your Hillbillies can use your pads to clean up the Road Kill.

Also if it doesn't work out can I buy your Truck   

Willy Parsons:

If you are tuned in, we would like to see some pictures of what takes place in Vancouver to put up on our web site.

Say hi to Padman from all of us in the East, as he Conquerors his way across B.C.  Thanks

Willy

Has Padman arrived safely and we here would appreciate it if you could let us know how he is making out.

Pictures and all. 

Willie

We are still waiting for those pictures of dirty carpet being cleaned with pads and that beautifull BC Mountain Scenery in the background.

Now if you want to hear a success story or scam depending on your conscience...

I had a customer rent a floor machine with one bonnet and one gallon of ECOgent. Total cost = $120.00 for all. Bonnet cleaned 18,000 sq. ft. of apt. hallways in six hours and never washed the bonnet. In fact he never even flipped it over. It was all cleaned on the one side of the bonnet. Charge 8 cents sq. ft. = $1,440.00

Now is this a success, a scam, cleanliness or evenness? Maybe I am jealous but I know I will sleep tonight.

Yes the customer was happy.

Just caught this thread, that was clever...LOL

Hope to cross the border on the 21st of May or in 3 days, I will take pics and post them here unless any of them cleaners are in a witness protection program or some such thing, don't want to blow anyones cover.

Seems Willy has rape and pillage on the menu so we should have a great time...LOL

Looking forward to meeting you all, oh, will be in Calgary on Sunday the 23rd and Monday the 24th... If you want to link up call my cell @ 859-621-2027

Padman,

Ted has his's wires crossed. We are waiting for the pictures and you haven't even arrived in Canada yet.

Don't let us wait so long to know if the Mounties let you cross.

Our own Inspector Lee Senter has been rushed to the province of BC to solve a very serious air quality government concern. It appeared that a smog worse than L.A. had come through the mountains and blanketed Vancouver. The center for air quality control apparently were out of control.

Our own Inspector Lee came through again. After the sniff test, burning test, acid test, encapsulation test, chemical test tube test and a couple of beers his report indicated it was "fuzz" in the air from all those new pads that PadMan smuggled in. He suggested they be all washed first in ENZ-ALL and that's another notch in Lee's belt. He's back in his office sharpening his axe for his next assignement.

Good work Lee.

If you need more ENZ-ALL remember it's 40% off till Friday.

I thought it wass the smell of Abstraction VLM LOL.

I need a case while you're here John call me 416-936-9339.

LNR, I have my hands tied, I can show the machines, but can not sell ANYTHING while there.. they inventory everything in the van, and check it when I leave.

No trusting of HillBillies is allowed in Canada.

Willy, will call you in the morning.

That PadMan sure is a sweet talker. While waiting in the long line at the border he sold a Mountie a business opportunity.

Those are great pics Ted, I saved all of them!

Well we did Vancouver, Willy Parsons and John Scott and his guy Al and I all went cleaning, did several jobs including grout and tile, I will let them tell you what they thought of it.

Now don't confuse those treehuggers with being a typical Canadian.

They love everything out there. LOL