I have been reading for a few days and want to thank some of you for the laughs I have had. Yes I'm not laughing with you I"m laughing at you.

I'll clean anything from Hamilton to Oshawa...from Lakeshore to Barrie.

Do you know what that population is? MILLIONS AND MILLIONS.

I really could not care less if they call me back because the phone will still ring off the hook until the day I die.

Some of you are searching and searching for answers to the dumbest questions.

But yah if I had to pay $1200.00/month for a TM I guess I would worry too.

Buy yourself a 500 psi ninja with a heater, fill it with water, throw in a cup of extraction liquid and GO MAKE THE CASH BABY

That's what it's all about the M.O.N.E.Y.

If you clean carpets, do if for the money not because you want the fill the planet with clean rugs!

for me it's all about the BLING BLING BABY...some of you suckers are wasting time in "shampoo school" LMFAO to be what? a truckmountologist?

man you suckers are funny so thanks for the laughs.

peace out!

Ok Slash and Dash seems your name suits you just find. You make a comment like this and then you dash out of the forum like a chicken!!!!

Glad we could entertain you for a couple of days. You know what we call guys like you, FLY BY NIGHTS and another one bits the dust.  

You will be back this place is addicting 

ADWA.........go girl.......never thought you had it in ya.......am I rubbing off on you............hey spash n dash.......never mind you're too stupid to even understand what I was about to say, by the way is that the way you take a shower too........splash n dash........you must stink something terrible, the population of Canada is 30 million.........where are all these millions and millions of customers comming from, do you think there are 30 million homes in Canada.

You are surely a  stupid one indeed. Glad to have you aboard, enlighten us with more of your moronic wisdom

                     NIGHTRIDER

Nothing is wrong with what he said...sounds fine to me...some people don't want repeat customers.....they go in low...then charge high...holding the customer hostage in there own home...with...you need this...you need that..you need the other...they wet the carpet...grab the cash.... and then leave.

It's what Ted calls a tail light guarantee....lol

It's the customers fault for not asking the right questions and doing a little research before they buy a service.....

But they learn quick after they get screwed.....I feel sorry for the next person that cleans that carpet....they have hell to pay.

Hell I tell you

Lot's of cleaners like dufus above, and they DO succeed at least by their standards, MONEY..

However we succeed PLUS has be joy of knowing we are supplying a service that people respect, appreciate and are willing to pay for.

So I guess it depends more on who YOU are than anything else.

Well well while you girls were sitting around the kitchen table today talking TO each other ABOUT each other I was out filling my pockets again.

Anyway seems each one has taken time out of your busy day to call me a few names.

I started in 1992 and have been quite busy ever since.

I use a bit of pre-spray on the spots and then form 77 in my tank....so what the hell is your problem?

my portable is 500 psi and does a decent job...the carpet is dry in 2 hours and 90% of my customers are happy.

because I'll clean in such a large area I really don't give a crap if they call me back or not.

I don't clean to earn respect or because it gives me a hard-on like some of you girls.

I do it because I make a lot of money.....bought a house, a vette and saving for my kids education.

While you're in shampoo school I'm on vacation in Italy, Switzerland or Japan.

Call me all the names you want but I dont BS my clients, I tell them the price before I arrive and then I do exactly what I promissed I would do.

How busy are you homo's if you're here posting all day or even in the middle of the day?

I took the name splash---cash--dash because by definition that's what you fags would call me.

I call myself a smart business man. In fact a professional!

The equipment and solutions I use are marketed to be used by professionals and that's me.

Love me or hate me I have to go count my money.

TTFN

Read the book, "How to make freinds and influence people".

Hey baby we were sitting around the table laughing about you and all your sexual problems.

We were also taken bets on how fast you would be back. Looks like I win. You dashed in here so fast and made such a splash I'm all wet.

Getting turned on yet.

Get real!!!! and welcome back 

To the great men of this forum: Sorry guys this guy doesn't want any respect.

thx for the advice I love  Dale Carnegie and I also am a huge fan of Zig Ziglar. Try his books  Goals : Setting And Achieving Them On Schedule and  Zig Ziglar's Secrets of Closing the Sale

peace out girls

I am at the keyboard off  and on during the day because I have techs out there doing the calls big shot.

Do you realize that 1/2 the people who own carpets NEVER get them cleaned.

This industry is full of people who do great damage to  it and in turn to themselves. You think you impress people with your talk? Like who would be impressed by it?

I love my industry and I respect it. You admit you have no respect, even with your handle. Switzerland???????????? I can SMELL your bull from here.

ADWA........stop it..........you getting me all horny with that kind of talk........splash the only house you bought was the Doll House your daughter plays with, and that was on Visa.......the only closeness you got to a vacation is all those Video Tapes you rent on Travel........Funny thing though I do believe you have a Vette.............A CHEVETTE

Better save for your kids education........so that they don't grow up like you......A  MORON With A Ninja and a Cup of Soap and a Splash of Water.

                        NIGHTRIDER

Hey Lilbopeep sorry if I'm not into "The Muskokas" maybe you don't like to travel, don't know / don't care.

I have respect but I don't care if YOU...some weirdo I have never met does not respect me.

Fact is buddy if you are on a forum trying to learn your craft really you should quit and go sell DVD players at Future Shop.

Don't complicate rug cleaning man..its just a matter of squirt some water and soap THEN  suck it up get your CASH and hit the golf course baby YAAHHHHHH!!!!

Don't you have any hobbies? Don't you have a life?

Now this nightrider guy!!! LMFAO now he has no life. Look at his posts he posts because he is bored. Me thinks he has no women

and who's sitting around with his dick in his hand waiting for ORANGE JUICE from the USA which you can buy right here in Canada BVWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA what a dork you are nightrider....you are the most unfunnyc**t here but dude you do make me laugh AT you not with you.

OK so your a Big Bad boy who can't get along with the other boy's

BIG DEAL!!!

Lets see if you have anything intelligent to say. Come on give it a try.

You keep coming back so there must be something useful that can come out of that mouth of yours.

Well ya got to say he can make an enterance...lol....came in here hand tool and wand just blazin.....

If you want to splash and dash more power to you....

See what have I been telling you people...any idiot can clean carpet....

Splash and Dash has proved my point...this is an idiot with a portable out makin money.....lolololol

Soap + water + portable+ idiot = money......lol

count your cash splash and dash....lol

Good For You Splash.................love the way you tried so hard to knock me ( too bad you're such a pussy f*g, otherwise you would have pushed harder ) All that just goes to show that I hit home to the truth about you.........The big boys play with the big toys, the little boys play with the Ninja's..........what can I say, fact is fact........Glad you like all my posts and find them entertaining..........I do it all for guys like you, that have nothing else to amuse themselves with. I have nothing to prove and neither do all the other carpet cleaners on this forum, seems like it's only you that needs a moral boost. Ohhhhh Spash you're the greatest, the best, the richest, please let me carry your Ninja for you.......ha haha ha ha . MORON.

SEE YOU'RE SO CONFUSED YOU KEEP COMMING BACK FOR MORE......ADWA WAS RIGHT.......TRY TO LEAVE .......WE HAVE YOU UNDER OUR SPELL NOW........YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE........HA HA HA HA HA

                         NIGHTRIDER

"Splash and Dash has proved my point...this is an idiot with a portable out makin money.....lolololol Soap + water + portable+ idiot = money......lol"

"The big boys play with the big toys, the little boys play with the Ninja's"

  Enough with the portable bashing already.  :)   It makes everyone who reads the forum that doesn't have a truck mount feel like they don't belong.  Some people use portables, try to be as pro as possible and manage to do a prety good job.

Yeah, but it is STILL the operator, a tm a great cleaner DOES NOT MAKE.

The man behind the machine, whatever that be, decides on the quality of the job.

The staff at KK assured me I would be very professional and competitive when I purchased my NINJA.

Why so much Ninja bashing? doesnt Ted sell Ninja any more? he used to sell them by the truck load!

PEOPLE BUY NINJA'S 'CAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD A TRUCKMOUNT.......BUT YOU'VE GOT ALOT OF MONEY........RIGHT.......REMEMBER YOUR VETTE, HOUSE, TRIPS TO JAPAN, BLA BLA BLA

                        NIGHTRIDER

"PEOPLE BUY NINJA'S 'CAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD A TRUCKMOUNT"

 Some people buy Ninja's because they don't need or want a truck mount.  Where I live a TM would be a total waste of money. 

 I think a big part of "Splashing and Dash"'s hostility is because of all the Truck mount snobbery.  If a TM works for you then great but it's not for everybody.

I hole heartily agree. This portable bashing is obviously done by people who are in areas where they can get away with truckmounts only.

We have 8 crews out and all but two are portables/and or dry method. The two truckmount  crews also have portables on board.

I challenge anyone who does downtown Toronto and Old Toronto to use TM only.

Rider you are in Greenfield Park eh?

Want to downtown Montreal  or  NDG with truckmount only??

John is right when he says its the operator not the machine. Admittedly if I had a choice I would use TM. However in the burbs here there are companies using TMs charging $29.95 for LDH. They can have it.

I SEND THE TRUCKMOUNT ALL OVER DOWNTOWN MONTREAL, AS WELL AS N.D.G.WHERE'S THE PROBLEM THERE. I PARK ON THE SIDEWALK ON ST. CATHERINE AND DO THE BIRKS BUILDING, HEMSLEY'S, BOUTIQUES, I HAVE ALL THE YELLOW SHOE STORES, AND PITT SHOES........WHERE'S THE PROBLEM ........DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.

                       NIGHTRIDER

I'M NOT BASHING NINJA'S, OR PORTABLES........I'M BASHING THE USER...........I ADMIT I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOME KIND OF MACHINE THAT LOOKS IMPRESSIVE LIKE A TRUCKMOUNT, HAS A BLOWER LIKE A TRUCKMOUNT, DOESN'T SUCK UP GASOLINE, AND GIVES ME 200F HEAT AND MORE. I LOVE MY TRUCKMOUNT BUT IT EATS TOO MUCH OF MY PROFIT. I SPECIALIZE IN THOSE GREASY RESTAURANTS ON A MAINTENENCE AGREEMENT.......THEY HAVE TO GET CLEAN FAST.

I WAS EVEN THINKING OF GETTING A VON SHRADER MACH 12, ANYONE HAVE ONE OR KNOW HOW IT CLEANS.

                  NIGHTRIDER

The man behind the machine, whatever that be, decides on the quality of the job.

i agree padman. 

I hear that the Mach 12 does better on a carpet with pad over a gluedown.

Over 10,000 sq ft aan hour is pretty awesome.

I don't think I was bashing....It could be very easily an idiot + truckmount+soap+water = money...lol

Sorry portable people...I have a ninja.....it's great for collecting dust..lol

Yes Kleen Kuip still sells Ninja's and proud of everyone we have sold to those who have made an excellent living with them.

HAIL NINJA! Canada's best performing carpet cleaning machine.

May they live forever.

It's just hard...once you go truck mount...it's hard to think of a portable as anything else but a joke...

Have you tried to do 4 jobs with a portable????can you say slipped disc....lol

great for furniture...great if your truckmount breaks down....great if thats all you have.

portable+tech=money

go make money

Your right Stanley regarding the Ninja that would be Gold Dust !!!!!!!!!! 

Nightrider  Regardless what you clean with a Mach 12, after 8hrs of cleaning you may end up with an inch of dirt in the return tank. Push it down baby.  Smoke & Mirrors

PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN BE A SUCCESS IN THIS BUSINESS.

Freedom wrote: PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN BE A SUCCESS IN THIS BUSINESS.

why don't you read your own book..."From Rags to Riches...I Telemarket Rags and I Reap Riches" by Jack Quack from Quebec...aka Wacko Jacko

I ALSO TELEMARKET CARPET CLEANING........TRY IT.....YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING......TOO BAD I DON'T DIRECT TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO IT.........IT WORKS WELL.

I SELL INFORMATION CD'S IN TO THE STATES AND EUROPE............

                          NIGHTRIDER