Happy Holidays
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Topic: Happy Holidays
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Subject: Happy Holidays
Date Posted: 04/November/2005 at 5:53pm
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An elderly man in Winnipeg calls his son in Toronto and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams." To which the old man responds, "We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer. We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Montreal and tell her," and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they’re getting divorced," she shouts, "I’ll take care of this." She then calls Winnipeg immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there ! ! ! I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own fares . Now what do we tell them for Easter." ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
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Posted By: greg
Date Posted: 04/November/2005 at 8:29pm
 ------------- nothing is impossable. it just hasn't been done yet. |
Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood
Date Posted: 06/November/2005 at 2:02pm
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Posted By: hardworkers
Date Posted: 06/November/2005 at 7:04pm
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It worked for me differently. My parents got the divorce, now she stay with me!
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 07/November/2005 at 7:31am
oooppsss ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: jtuseo
Date Posted: 25/November/2005 at 9:27pm
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funny ------------- WWW.PREFERREDCARPETCLEANING.COM |
Posted By: SpongeBob
Date Posted: 29/November/2005 at 8:41pm
| my mom & dad are getting a divorse too just before christmas they supposed to be in court fighting it out I live with my mom I hope she gets the car |