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A WEDDING SONG FOR THOSE WHO TIE THE KNOT

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Topic: A WEDDING SONG FOR THOSE WHO TIE THE KNOT

Posted By: nightrider
Subject: A WEDDING SONG FOR THOSE WHO TIE THE KNOT
Date Posted: 13/July/2005 at 2:37am

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

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Replies:

Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 13/July/2005 at 2:39am

Inspirational , Jack.

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 13/July/2005 at 7:35am

Is that for TED??

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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 13/July/2005 at 11:01am

Lisa & Greenie are the only ones I know who is getting married or mergered as she puts it

She already has 4 kids so I think they'll leave the glide at home.

Nightrider

Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 13/July/2005 at 11:25am

I know I wouldn't want to get married after hearing that song.

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 13/July/2005 at 3:00pm

sounds like a Kenny Rogers song...ahh haa Islands in the breeze that is what we are

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 13/July/2005 at 3:01pm

or is it islands in the steam

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