Ask Willy
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Topic: Ask Willy
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Subject: Ask Willy
Date Posted: 03/June/2005 at 9:50am
Doug is damn sick of your stupid questions. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 03/June/2005 at 9:52am
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What is the speed of light? |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 03/June/2005 at 9:57am
Wiily, you take too long to answer. Doug is way quicker. We're gonna have to fire you already
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 03/June/2005 at 11:01am
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Speed of light in the vacuum of space is 186,000 miles per second. Nothing can exceed this speed because as stated in the General theory of relativity, the wieght of a particle reaches infinite mass apon reaching that speed. Light travels in energy form in packets called quanta, which is why it can reach that speed. At the speed of light, time slows to a stop. If you could reach that speed, you would never age. ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 03/June/2005 at 12:47pm
| Or around 300,000 kilometers per second..... |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 03/June/2005 at 2:41pm
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OK, so where's Willy?
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/June/2005 at 3:31pm
Willy is asking Ken what happened?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Rick/Magic
Date Posted: 03/June/2005 at 5:54pm
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OK, willie...if you are in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turned your headlights on, would it do any good? ------------- 25 years of cleaning carpet and my back hurts |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 03/June/2005 at 10:36pm
Sorry! I'll tell al my customers to F&%@ OFF and sit here all damn day and answer stupid questions from mental midgets. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/June/2005 at 11:09pm
Willy: Thanks for helping me out. Your the greatest. I like you answer right to the point. No grey areas here. ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 03/June/2005 at 11:28pm
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OK then. I'll make sure that I ask you a couple every day, just so you don't feel like you're wasting your time |
Willy Parsons wrote:Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 12:57am
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You'll go broke doing that Willy ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 1:26am
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But you'll have fun doing it
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 7:19am
Works for me. ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 9:05am
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You should have seen the look on Mrs. Piffleton's face when I told her to F$# off, I had important stupid questions from my industry peers to answer. Somehow, I don't think this appproach is going to help with my business expansion plans. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 9:11am
Willy: You will have to make sure that each house you clean has internet access just incase you maybe be required to answer a life threatening question about Jack $hit ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 9:54am
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Ahh- Good idea Doug! Should I insist on DSL or cable? It's a tough job being a GURU! ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 10:14am
| How do you get the Caramilk out of the carpet? |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 10:22am
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Saliva works best for me. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 1:30pm
Willy: I think DSL. That way you can also screen your potential customers?? No DSL?? No Willy???? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 2:04pm
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Use the force Willy, use the force. ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 2:48pm
Customers are so selfish |
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 10:07pm
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It's all Steamer's fault. What with giving them free coupons for pizzas and movies, what will they be wanting from us next???????? ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 10:11pm
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This has a much better ring to it than industry peers??? Remember you have to be honest about this important matter. ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 04/June/2005 at 10:28pm
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Ya Doug, stop asking so many questions
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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 05/June/2005 at 9:48am
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Keep the questions coming. Don't you guys( whose age and I.Q. are matching) thirst for more knowledge from the "Cup of Willy"? I've had more challenging questions from a kindergarten class. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 05/June/2005 at 9:53am
Willy: the problem is there is never a kindergarten class around when you need one. ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 05/June/2005 at 10:42am
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I dunno Brudda- Seems there's one here every day. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 05/June/2005 at 11:48am
willy: I think we need a time out??? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood
Date Posted: 05/June/2005 at 5:36pm
Should I eat the the red ones last???
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 05/June/2005 at 7:45pm
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Thanks for the compliment. I'm 195 years old |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 05/June/2005 at 9:26pm
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Depends on whether you want red poo. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 05/June/2005 at 9:53pm
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Blue's the new colour Lilniterider.......you have to eat them last now. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 06/June/2005 at 9:00am
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Blue poo then. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood
Date Posted: 06/June/2005 at 9:04pm
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But what if I don't want to lust after the hotty in the office???? Oh master Willy show me the way |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 1:21am
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Eat salt peter. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 1:48am
This guy is smart
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Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 6:01pm
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I said show me the way bud, so eat up!
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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 8:47pm
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I'd need a 20 year old model to verify the effectivness. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 9:37pm
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Who you kidding Willy.........I bet if a 49 year old women bent over in front of you.....wearing only a thong.......you would rise to the occasion. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 9:41pm
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Let's send him the calendar
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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 9:45pm
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He could use one of those babes as a cushion for his broken bicycle. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 9:54pm
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Another missing carpet cleaner
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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:08pm
We will have to call in CSI.....and I want to be the first to talk with Grissom  ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:12pm
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Just talk, eh
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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:17pm
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If he wants......he can have a sample of my DNA ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:20pm
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There was this woman today at the gas station who just got off a Harley and had her hot pants half way up her butt. Her cheeks were standing up still and slightly protruding out of the shorts. My question should I have shown my pleasure? |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:21pm
DNA?
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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:23pm
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Always take a chance Lee.....you may never know what will follow. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:25pm
Go for it
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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:35pm
First check to see if she was alone.  ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:38pm
 ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:41pm
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This place is the home of the one liners
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:41pm
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He's gotta call it something. Might as well be pleasure
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:43pm
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say if she had a very bad yeast infection??? would it still be pleasure??? ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:44pm
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Not for long
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 10:56pm
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maybe thats why she was airing her thing out ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 11:04pm
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Doesn't air accelerate yeast
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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 11:07pm
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I never knew women had a thing Steamer. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 11:08pm
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It's been called many different names
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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 11:21pm
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And changes with every generation.....When you think you've heard it all.....and then along comes....a thing. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 11:24pm
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Not a thing, Her thing
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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 11:30pm
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I stand corrected......I also thought a guy had a thing. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 07/June/2005 at 11:32pm
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That would be his thing
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 08/June/2005 at 9:11am
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The thing about it is, you never know what thing you are talking about till you see a picture of the thing. ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 08/June/2005 at 10:17am
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yes yes no mayber yes depends. Things happen. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 08/June/2005 at 11:25am
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Hitting 49 next Saturday, so it works for me. I had a youngin' a while back let me in and walked around in her alleged panties and an old tshirt. I spent a lot of time on my knees "spotting" and fixing "bulges".. I coulda given her the best ten seconds of my life. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 08/June/2005 at 11:44am
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I'm sure it would have been at least 15 seconds
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 08/June/2005 at 1:15pm
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Capture that Kodac second? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 08/June/2005 at 1:25pm
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If Tommy Lee can do it, why not everyone else
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 08/June/2005 at 5:08pm
Ask Pam??? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood
Date Posted: 08/June/2005 at 5:34pm
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10 seconds????? You need the little blue pill man. I hear it "elongates" the time. I'm not allowed getting the blue pills Not that I need them of course |
Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 08/June/2005 at 8:26pm
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The "Minute Man"..... LOL ! ! ! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 08/June/2005 at 10:54pm
You need the pills. They've been emailing you, haven't they? Go ahead, order them. Who's gonna know? |
Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood
Date Posted: 08/June/2005 at 11:03pm
| I remember the first one of those e-mails I got, I took it quite personally. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 08/June/2005 at 11:13pm
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And you've only had 5200 emails since then, right. All from people with different names. It's almost like everyone knows.They've been stalking you
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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 12:28am
As long as I'm done - Who cares? ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 12:39am
WILLY  It's ok to think that........but never say it.  ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 12:43am
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Hope your wife isn't reading this
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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 12:43am
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I deserve a spanking. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 12:47am
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I would love to help you with that Willy........would you prefer leather or cat tails. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 6:48am
| Oh here we go... the Adwa and Cmaster tonight show |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 8:42am
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I was thinking a feather duster and a bottle of "whipped" cream. With some chocolate syrup. I've only got one cherry and I plan on preserving that. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 9:33am
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I think it's the Adwa and Willy show here |
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 3:22pm
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Just Adwa playing with Willy is all. ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 5:22pm
Willy he make it?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 9:22pm
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Betty Wont
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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 9:45pm
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Speaking of Viagra...... Apparently, A trailer truck load was hijacked at the border today. Police are fanning out , searching for hardened criminals. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 09/June/2005 at 11:36pm
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[/QUOTE] I was thinking a feather duster and a bottle of "whipped" cream. With some chocolate syrup. I've only got one cherry and I plan on preserving that.[/QUOTE] Make no wonder Willy you still have a cherry........with your 10 second track recorded......you barley have your foot in the door. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 10/June/2005 at 12:07am
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Barely enough time to get a picture
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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 10/June/2005 at 1:27am
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It's an INTENSE TEN SECONDS!!!!. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: Lisa Smith
Date Posted: 10/June/2005 at 2:14am
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Adwa can bring the catails and whips to my house...I'll play with her! Take care, Lisa ------------- 
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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 10/June/2005 at 8:11am
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Can I bring my video camera? I'll direct! ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 10/June/2005 at 9:36am
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Get in line
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 10/June/2005 at 11:26am
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From Carpet cleaning to porno all in one thread ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 10/June/2005 at 12:06pm
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All we need now is the Male standin for once the action gets started. Any takers, Steamer? ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 10/June/2005 at 4:10pm
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Too short on hose. NEXT! ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 10/June/2005 at 4:32pm
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I got my blue pills handy. Let's go
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 10/June/2005 at 5:36pm
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Willy: Are you saying Mr. Steamer doesn't measure up?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 10/June/2005 at 6:43pm
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I'm a STEAMER CLEANER DAM IT! not a PORNO STAR!! ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |