FORGET CARPETS, LET’S TALK SEX AND WOMAN
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Topic: FORGET CARPETS, LET’S TALK SEX AND WOMAN
Posted By: nightrider
Subject: FORGET CARPETS, LET’S TALK SEX AND WOMAN
Date Posted: 20/April/2005 at 11:32pm
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I've noticed that not too many of you guys want to talk shop after a hard days/nights work........there is only so much we can say about a carpet, after all it just lies there doing absolutely nothing at all.............now WOMAN are a little different, they might just lie there, but what a beautiful sight that is............has anyone ever offered to pay you sexually.................did you accept....................how about the woman answering the door half nude..........what was your reaction..........ever ask a client out for a date..........has she ever asked you.........let's hear some stories, some jokes, some pics, anything but carpets , glides , D.F.C & New seminars & tradeshows Nightrider |
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 20/April/2005 at 11:51pm
| Let's get a woman's perspective on this. Adwa? |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 20/April/2005 at 11:54pm
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I swapped a job for a moped once.Does that count? ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 20/April/2005 at 11:58pm
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Was it a female moped? Did you get screwed on the deal? |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 20/April/2005 at 11:59pm
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It is a bitch to ride. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 1:01am
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I really am curious, what do you guys do when your approach by the women home owner. I bet half of you just blush and get on with your business. What was Mike saying about missing the bus Word of advice, if you decide to take her up on the offer, make sure you look at the pictures hanging on the wall to see how big the man standing beside her is. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
cmaster wrote:
Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 4:24am
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I cleaned a MODELS home one day when i was a HUNK, She just broke up with her boy friend so we set up a date to meet at the county fair. Well she was there and as i was approaching her someone yelled out my name.... It was the WIFE and her girl friend. I was 10ft from that fox, did a about face and got lost. So would say i was busted???? almost..!! |
Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 4:58am
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Nightrider you said " the more beers you drink the better they look" This one too..??????????????????? http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/fat1.jpg - http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/fat1.jpg |
Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 5:01am
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OR THIS: http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/aa1.jpg - http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/aa1.jpg |
Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 5:05am
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This one looks identical to my wife: For Real man.... http://www.ratemythong.com/uploaded/11064/TB3062.jpeg - http://www.ratemythong.com/uploaded/11064/TB3062.jpeg |
Posted By: dontlikedennis
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 9:13am
| John then post a real pic of your wife. |
Posted By: Steaminpile
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 11:48am
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if your wife looks like that why would you be setting up dates ?? ------------- A.K.A. Andy |
Posted By: jackblack
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 12:09pm
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Hey don't forget Kid Rock dumped Pam Anderson! T & A aint everything |
Posted By: greg
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 2:06pm
no jackblack but it's a start. ------------- nothing is impossable. it just hasn't been done yet. |
Posted By: Mr.Mike
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 2:20pm
That's one of the hottest chicks on the internet. ------------- I'm positive about the negative...and negative about the positive. |
Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 2:24pm
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Funny pics.......I wonder at what point that blond woman realized she was starting to get fat..........I would think the day you can't see your shoes is a real good tip off............all the beer in the world won't make her look good............... What part of the chick looks like your wife............the thong only........or other parts as well Nightrider |
Posted By: PadMan
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 5:31pm
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I am enthralled with my wife, so the others have little effect. When approached by a customer, I CAN be less than polite, I consider the consequences and what her OFFER would cost me, then actually get a bit angry that SHE would try to risk MY life with he needs.
May be an odd perspective, but when you have all you want at home "(this takes some guys WAY too long to realize)" everything else just is less than appealing. ------------- Converting HWE customer to VLM customers for 30 Years! |
Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 6:34pm
Yep Padman. My wife cut mine off too. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 7:21pm
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Steampile, that happened 15yrs ago... My second wife is a keeper and doesn't go out at night with her girl friends hussling. She Loves me. |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 10:07pm
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John So your wife read what you were posting ah. Good come back man ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: dontlikedennis
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 10:10pm
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so who's gonna post a pic of their wife? I have no pics of mine just movies |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 10:28pm
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I like my home cooking by the same chef even if its the same meal.. it always taste great! why would anyone want fast food??? ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 10:39pm
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Steamer even a good Chef would flip the page for a moment to view the next recipe. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 21/April/2005 at 11:46pm
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Steamer, Where have you been? Vacation. |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 12:14am
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actually been busy.... you know how it goes... everyone wants their carpets done all on the same day...lol I'm off tomorrow... going to a wedding ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 12:15am
| Busy is good. Your flier working? |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 12:16am
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better than expected.... for this time of year... bookings are coming in... I think I have the right recipe ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 12:19am
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That's pretty good Steamer because most of the cleaners that I have been talking with are still on the slow side. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 12:21am
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well I have my on the side calls... which are always pouring in... Mr. Steamer isn't doing bad.... But Mr. Earl is doing better ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 12:23am
| My business is booming right now also. Been that way for the past two weeks. |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 12:26am
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It's all about service......getting there on time... drop cloths... clean van smell good...well groomed... it makes the difference
------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 12:27am
| So are you saying some carpet cleaners smell bad? |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 12:29am
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yup... B.O. I hear it all the time.... I've seen it and smelt it.. ask adwa she should know...she deals with it everyday ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 12:30am
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Just keep the Vicks under your nose
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 12:35am
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Steamer....welcome back..........where's your twin Doug. If you can smell other carpet cleaners Steamers.........then you are really too close to them........unless you like that stuff.........since you were off KK Forum I suppose you had to try new experiences to compensate. Nightrider |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 1:06am
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I think what's worse is some of the machine's that come through the door. I wouldn't let you in my house if your equipment looked like that. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 22/April/2005 at 1:11am
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Employees always take good care of your equipment. Right. "Bye the way boss, I dropped the machine down a flight of stairs today and it doesn't seem to work very well. Have a nice day. See you tomorrow." |