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Topic: SO WHO AM I?

Posted By: Suction
Subject: SO WHO AM I?
Date Posted: 15/April/2005 at 9:40pm

well well!

Replies:

Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 15/April/2005 at 9:42pm

If I tell, it will be shame on you, and all that knows you including your relatives.

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Posted By: Suction
Date Posted: 15/April/2005 at 9:44pm

Tell!

I'm me and always have been!

Posted By: Suction
Date Posted: 15/April/2005 at 9:45pm

my relatives?

you know my family?

Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 15/April/2005 at 9:45pm

Everyone wants to know who this loser is.

Posted By: Suction
Date Posted: 15/April/2005 at 9:47pm

yes who am I?

who am I?

I thought I was me?

but I guess I'm wrong!

Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 15/April/2005 at 10:45pm

No cmaster

Suction is the only loser that wants to know who he is. He has amnesia and is lost, we should help him but first he has to say please.

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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 15/April/2005 at 10:53pm

Maybe he should crawl back under his rock and try to find himself.

Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 15/April/2005 at 10:56pm

He did but got lost and crawled out the other end.

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Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood
Date Posted: 15/April/2005 at 11:00pm

I guess your last name starts with an L

Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 15/April/2005 at 11:02pm

You mean Loser or Leopard

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Posted By: greg
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 6:00am

suction do you think anyone cares.

what a joke you are.

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Posted By: Suction
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 6:52am

I thought you people liked to be insulted!

It happens here all the time!

you should be use to it by now!

touchy touchy!

I guess Ken is the only kick bag around here!

everyone else is off limits!

Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 10:31am

Suction wrote:

yes who am I?

who am I?

I thought I was me?

but I guess I'm wrong!

Suction you are a puff of smoke.

Poof you are gone

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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 3:19pm

I hope its that easy.

Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 8:19pm

cmaster it's that easy, but it's hard if he comes back as someone else. Then it becomes a cat and mouse game.

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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 8:23pm

I'll bet you 100 bucks that he'll be the mouse.......what a poor excuse and a waste of human life........hope he doesn't call himself a man

Nightrider

Posted By: I-STEAM
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 9:14pm

Im a man, this guy has major issues to get help with. But his IP address comes from Canada so hes yours.

lol

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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 9:32pm

I-Steam,

Maybe you're hacking and using a Canadian IP address to fool us, or are we giving you too much credit

Posted By: I-STEAM
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 9:35pm

You got to be kidding me. Ya know, I dont need to explain myself to you or anyone else. This board is pathetic. I see I wasted my time logging here to explain its not me.

You canadians have issues..lol

Good Bye!!

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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 9:42pm

Chill man, you got no sense of humour

Posted By: Teflondonster
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 9:48pm

That's the Ralph I know! LOL

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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 10:07pm

1-Steam we may have issues and I believe I have apologized more than once for your name being dragged through the mud. You have twice said that this board is pathetic and good bye. Now it may be different were you come from but good bye means good bye in the good old Canadian English language.

Now your more than welcome to stay if you so desire but like cmaster said, lighten up man and have a sense of humor.

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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 16/April/2005 at 10:26pm

Tef,

You're the Ken we know

Posted By: I-STEAM
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 6:57am

I do have a sense of humor, I just dont like how my name somehow got tagged to this suction person and you all automaticlly believed it. Then when I finally get here with a little help from you administrator you still bag me. Your administrator can ban suctions IP if he really wanted too.. Maybee you should be talking to him.

You guys just chill!!! Geesh!! :)~~

I CALL A TRUCE!! BE NICE KENNY!!

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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 9:53am

Suction, since you asked... How's life in Hamilton?

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.

You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

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Posted By: Moderator1
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 10:23am

Willy

I see that you went through a lot of trouble to get back at Suction for his rude behavior.

Suction has been Banned and we do not want any insults directed to a person that is not here to defend himself.

Your co-operation will be appreciated.

Thank you, Admin

Posted By: I-STEAM
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 10:26am

Thank You moderator sir!!

Now can I post whenever I wish without being trashed on by a select few?

Be nice to the real Ralph now people!!

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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 11:08am

Mr. Admin:

Just a couple of cut and pastes, meant more in humour than malice.

Ralph- My deepest apologies. I'm sorry. I only open my mouth to change feet.

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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 11:13am

Willy, you didn't say GOOD MORNING

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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 11:18am

Good Morning!

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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 11:27am

Thanks Willy, but I've seen you dramatize that more in a different way. Another beautiful day in Toronto, having much rain there?

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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 12:30pm

Peeing down and cold. I've got to go the dump to get rid of a bunch of empty jugs. They say recycleable on the bottom code- UNTIL you take them to the depot. Puts me down in the dumps.

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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 12:31pm

Oh and.......

GOOD
FRIGGEN'

MORNIN'

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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 1:36pm

Good Fricken Afternoon

Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 1:46pm

EASTERNER!!!!

( I'm from Nova Scotia)

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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 2:01pm

Willy Parsons wrote:

( I'm from Nova Scotia)

I thought you were from BC

Posted By: I-STEAM
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 2:56pm

Im From N.Y.

:)~

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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 4:44pm

Presently residing in B.C., BUT , You can take the boy from the Maritimes, but never take the Maritimes from the boy.

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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 4:54pm

I get it

Posted By: Bruce
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 5:35pm

Sounds complicated.

Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 10:30pm

Willy Parsons wrote:

Presently residing in B.C., BUT , You can take the boy from the Maritimes, but never take the Maritimes from the boy.

Go West Young Man, Go West

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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 11:24pm

Can he go much further west and still be in Canada

Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 11:26pm

Funny guy, In the good old days the people from the East would say to their sons. Go West Young Man. At the time that was were the work was.

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Posted By: themaster
Date Posted: 17/April/2005 at 11:34pm

So who am I?