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BUY A NEW PORTABLE & RECEIVE.............

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Topic: BUY A NEW PORTABLE & RECEIVE.............
Posted By: carpetolagist
Subject: BUY A NEW PORTABLE & RECEIVE.............
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 8:11pm

Another Great  " Promotion " from KleenKuip.

Purchase any new portable and receive 20 free guaranteed residential customers in the 60 days following purchase ( winter months not included ) to help get you started to offset the your new purchase.

If it's a New Truckmount that you fancy, call or drop in to see me what we can put together for you.

This is just another great way KleenKuip wants you to succeed.




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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 8:26pm

Wow!! On the job training.  You get to clean your first 20 customers for free.  Where do I sign??Guitar



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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 8:33pm

Ted you are certainly a Master Mind of advertising gimmicks and promotions.........where do all these Great ideas come from...........are you a Telemarketing Guru.

                        Nightrider



Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 8:34pm

Steamer should have bought a new machine from you with a deal like that....................I think it would have rendered him a better return that his flyers ( Which I know DO NOT WORK )

                               Nightrider



Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 8:38pm
Steamer will be so successful he will be buying new tms. That will get him 50 places to clean for free.Guitar

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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 8:43pm

What does one get if they buy a truckmount Ted.

                                      Nightrider



Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 8:47pm
A big jucie wet kiss??? and some vassaline??Guitar

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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 8:54pm

I got an idea for that too, Nightrider. Ted could offer the buyer a professionally made website to go with the purchase. That way, the cleaner could refer the neighbours of the person he cleans for a site where they could go to read about his company.

 

OR

Offer the TM purchaser a professional marketing package to go along with it. These cost $500 to $1000 when purchased 1 at a time, but a deal could be worked out with a company that sells and markets these to provide them to your customer at a lower cost in a co-op advertising deal . That way, the customer learns how to effectivly market his cleaning service and be more sucessful. Successful cleaners make and spend more money with their distributors.



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Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs.


Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 8:57pm

In the GTA trying to avoid the REPO Man probably takes up quite a bit of their time.Guitar



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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 8:59pm

All these creative ideas, Ted will be impressed after reading all of them.

                          Nightrider



Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 9:09pm
Good thing here is nothing is a secret. Share and share a like.  What a pile of $h*t that statement was.Guitar

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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 9:11pm

From your mouth to our ears................I think we are upsetting Teds post.

                              Nightrider



Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 9:13pm
He won't know till tomorrow and by then the damage will be done.  Besides Ted can fix any damage we do.Guitar

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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 9:15pm
Doug, Ted has good advisers and always comes out smelling like roses.

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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 9:15pm

Let's go break all his windows at his shop

                              Nightrider



Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 9:16pm
He has no windows. Been to the neighbourhood lately?Guitar

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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 9:18pm
No mercy from you Nightrider. Who do you think will be cleaning up the glass

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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 9:20pm

Don't cut yourself

                          Nightrider



Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 02/April/2005 at 9:20pm
ADWA: Who else??? The Bionic woman of  KKGuitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 10:03am
I guess nightrider got a day pass???

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 10:11am
I think he is just AWOL???Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 10:13am
wow his fingers really do the walking with all these posts

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 10:16am
The Prince of Darkness was busy??Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 10:17am
Originally posted by doug doug wrote:

The Prince of Darkness was busy??Guitar
I like that term

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 10:22am
Well than you can have it. A gift.Guitar

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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 8:27pm

Wow.......such great specials, KleenKuip is the best

I'm calling Gloria first thing Monday morning.

                                 Nightrider



Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 8:29pm
You may have to call her tonight. I don't think she will have time to answer the phone tomorrow.  So much for the damm coffee and doughnuts???Guitar

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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 8:31pm
Who is Gloria anyways Nightrider, call Ted instead. Looks like I will be busy explaining the imaginary specials on the phone.

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 8:35pm
Who is Nightrider anyways Gloria?  This sounds like Jeprody. My spelling sucks.Guitar

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Posted By: carpetolagist
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 8:49pm

Tell Ted to put alot of coffee on and don't forget the cookies.

                            Carpetolagist



Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 8:53pm
I really don't think anyone will be able to tell Ted anything tomorrow.Guitar

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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 8:54pm

You bake the cookies carpet man and I will put the coffee on but don't expect Ted to be there tomorrow. I gave him the day off. With all these specials he went into shock.

Lets just hope Linda doesn't pull the feeding tube from him.



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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 8:56pm

HELLO: This is Kleen Kuip we are closed till further notice.Guitar



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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 8:58pm
Isn't it great that Nightrider helped Ted out by pretending to be him and put the stores goods on sale? LOL

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 8:59pm
All sales finial!Guitar

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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 9:15pm
I wonder if Ted was going to discount the used equipment 40% at Can Clean anyway? If so, now he wont have to as most will be gone? Normally, Ted don't like to discount things more than 20 to 25%. That was what made me think that it wasn't Ted doing the posting. When I noticed the "O" turned to an "A" in the name, I knew for certain. But when this "TED" called ADWA Gloria, I knew it was Nightrider, cause he is the only one that does that.

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Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs.


Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 9:35pm
Ted won't need as much space at Can Clean. What a saving?Guitar

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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 9:41pm
Yes, Nightrider is a swell guy for wanting to help Ted out this way don't you think? LOL

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Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs.


Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 9:44pm
I think he will help Ted out as soon as he finds out which way Ted came in.Guitar

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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 10:29pm

All I Have To Say Is

IT      WASN'T     ME

THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT

I WAS WITH A FRIEND PLAYING CARDS

I WAS OUT OF TOWN

WHO'S TED

WHAT'S KLEENKUIP

WHAT'S A CARPETOLOGIST

          NIGHTRIDER



Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 10:31pm
All the names have been changed to protect the innocent.While others have been put into whitness relocation programs.Guitar

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 10:33pm
Nightrider:  I think it was SGK practicing his marketing ideas. Don't you think??Guitar

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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 03/April/2005 at 11:40pm

Ya,...............That's the ticket............it was ken and his marketing scams, we caught the guy Ted.....Doug figured it all out in his bush

                           Nightrider



Posted By: carpetolagist
Date Posted: 04/April/2005 at 3:40am
This is a Monday Morning Door Crasher Promotion, get in have a coffee and cookies and let's make a deal



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