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THE PERFECT WOMAN

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Topic: THE PERFECT WOMAN
Posted By: nightrider
Subject: THE PERFECT WOMAN
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 3:57am
THE  PERFECT  WOMAN



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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 6:59am
where is it????or she???or you?? what the hell where you doing up at 4 am???

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 7:25am
It would hard to describe the perfect woman on the board,Guitar

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Posted By: cleanex
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 9:18am

BETTER YET-----THE PERFECT CARPET CLEANER!

Sorry I forgot, that's "Steamer"

Please ignore this post.



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Posted By: Dennis Conner
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 12:17pm

I believe there is something missing

 

 

 



Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 12:37pm

Kleenkuip..........took it off........poor sports

                                    nightrider



Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 12:39pm


Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 2:52pm
Cleanex I like and I'm good at what I do... the only thing that can limit me is price...lol

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Posted By: cleanex
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 4:35pm
Tell that to the hockey players

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Posted By: carpetologist
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 4:42pm

nightrider,

Did you know that a dog is sometimes better than a wife?

It's very loyal and always a friendly companion. Warm and cuddly and will always obey you. Already has a fur coat and will lick you anywhere at any time.



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Posted By: Mr.Mike
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 4:46pm
Originally posted by nightrider nightrider wrote:

Kleenkuip..........took it off........poor sports

                                    nightrider

The picture that you are referring to is what is called a "hotlinking denied" image. Fugly.com as do many sites do not allow what is called hotlinking to images. So any picture you try to link to on that site will give you that same picture everytime. Reason why some sites do this is because it costs them more money for bandwidth each month not to mention overload their servers with extra traffic. 



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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 4:54pm

Oh, I thought it was Kleenkuip that took it off, Thanks for the info Mike........................Ted thanks, never thought of a dog, I have a nice fury pu**y I cuddle up to

                                      nightrider



Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 5:12pm

Oh, I thought it was Kleenkuip that took it off, Thanks for the info Mike........................Ted thanks, never thought of a dog, I have a nice fury sheep I cuddle up to

                                      nightrider



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Posted By: Mr.Mike
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 5:59pm

I saw the pic you were referring to nightrider (funny).

But...

If I allowed such images to be posted the flood gates would open. Please try to be a little more tactful in the future. Provide a link to the website instead of linking directly to the picture if you wish to continue posting trashy images.

This goes for all you other guys n' gals that like to post pictures.

Capeesh?



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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 7:39pm

Funny Doug.........using my name to to say I cuddle with sheep..........how would would like to cuddle with the fishes in the deep blue sea,

                             nightrider



Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 7:47pm
The perfect woman better be your wife, otherwise she might not be your wife for too much longer. lol

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Posted By: cleanex
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 8:31pm
I have not spoke to my wife in two years, did not want to interupt her.

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Posted By: PadMan
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 8:35pm
Be a good hubby adn DRIVE her to town, don't make her walk, right Ken?

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 8:58pm
Padman....lol low blow

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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 9:01pm
It's only low if it's true Steamer.

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 9:02pm

padman told the story of kens wife walking back from town with bag full of goods.... or maybe it wasn't padman..

urban legend



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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 9:04pm
Maybe Steamer the town wasn't far and the wife wanted the exercise.

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Posted By: PadMan
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 9:38pm

Nope Adwa, wife was upset that insensitive hubby was to lazy to bring her. This came FIRST hand, NOT from Ken.

Wife walked and had to carry bags of groceries, I don't believe in treating women or wives like this.



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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 10:33pm
Your a good man Padman but would you say the same if it was your first wife carrying those groceries.

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Posted By: PadMan
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 11:04pm

I wouldn't let her WALK to go get them!

 

I consider my wife my love, my queen and NOT my mule!



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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 11:07pm
Adwa: You were the one  that got it right, and you were not even there. The Walmart is only 2 blocks from my house, and my wife prefers to walk there for the exercise most of the time. Only exception to that is if she has lots of groceries to carry back from there. But she calls me to pick her up from there when that happens. The day that John was there, I was outside talking and never heard the phone ring when she called for me to get her. So she was pissed at me when she got home and saw me talking to John, and said so. That was what John heard. She was even more pissed at John afterward for dropping in un-annouced and keeping me out there so I never heard the phone ring. lol

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Posted By: PadMan
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 11:24pm

What a lying sack Ken, that isn't what she has to say to Patty.

 

You wouldn't know TRUTH if it bit you in the tailpipe!

 

She showed up AS we got there, not later, you are so full of it.



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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 11:29pm
She showed up 20 minutes after I went outside. It only takes 10 minutes to walk back from the store. She called right after I stepped out. I know, cause I checked the phone right after you left to she what time the call that I missed came in.

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 11:44pm

she hit the road Ken

walked around the bend to the stoooooorrrrrre

she hit the road ken

walked around the bend to the store



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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 16/February/2005 at 11:54pm

Steamer, oh Steamer, you treat me so mean,

You are the meanest ole Steamer I ever seen,

But if you say so, I better hit the road an go,

Hit the road Steamer, and don't come back no more , no more,no more

Don't come back no more...................



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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/February/2005 at 12:12am
I was talkin bout your wife ken... she hit the road... around the bend to the store

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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 17/February/2005 at 1:31am

And now boys and girls, you have to play nice or uncle Nightrider is going to have to take one of Padmans giant diapers from his white pail and put in on all of you so everyone can see the BIG BABIES

                                     Nightrider



Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 17/February/2005 at 3:47am

funny picture - A topless woman with dogs painted on her breastsI took your advise Ted got myself a couple of puppies

                            nightrider



Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/February/2005 at 1:47pm

And now boys and girls, you have to play nice or uncle Nightrider is going to have to put on  one of Padmans giant diapers from his white pail so all of you so  can see Nightrider is a  BIG BABY

                                     Nightrider



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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/February/2005 at 4:22pm
I heard the perfect woman is about 3 and a half feet tall with a flat head. The flat head is to put your beer while she ??Guitar

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