Whats Up??
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Topic: Whats Up??
Posted By: Waldo
Subject: Whats Up??
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 10:34pm
Canadian Punks
Waldo The Golden Glide
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 10:43pm
I think Waldo would do well here. WALDO THE GOLDEN GAY. Has a nice ring to it.
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 10:46pm
Waldo The Golden Gay ...that Lay The Golden Glide
take a minute and picture it
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Posted By: Waldo
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 10:50pm
Right before I posted I was thinking how quick you two h*m*s would reply. Very quick. Nice job PUNKS.
Waldo The Golden Glide
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 10:54pm
Waldo Are you the one that has your tm in a ambulance? You must of had some assistance being able to spell PUNKS and all. All in capital letters to? Believe me when I speak for all canadians we are certainly impressed with your progress?
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 10:54pm
With a name like Wall Do or WaLL MART btw is that your real name???
IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! what your name is...
no one wants to use your gay ass glide... wipe the ss-hit off it first before you let anyone demo it
Waldo and his Dildo
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 10:59pm
Mr. Steamer: Waldo the Golden Dildo? Driving around in his ambulance.
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:01pm
He needs the Ambulance just in case he sticks it up too far....
good thing he has his EXTRACTOR on board...
Waldo King of the Dildo's... don't play if you can't post
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Posted By: Waldo
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:02pm
HEE HEE.. You guys are complete losers. How many jobs this week boys? You two guys hang out here for a reason. No work. No money
Waldo The Golden Wand
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:07pm
WALDO The Golden Dildo: The man that can't afford to fix the heater in the ambulance. Lots of work no money no brains?
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:12pm
Waldo wrote:
HEE HEE.. You guys are complete losers. How many jobs this week boys? You two guys hang out here for a reason. No work. No money
Waldo The Golden Wand
| Thats it.... thats the best you can post... I have better revelations during a bowel movement...
son you got slammed...
you got "MADE IN TAIWAN" printed on your forehead from your dildo..
Waldo and the Golden Dildo
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Posted By: Waldo
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:13pm
What kind of TM do you have Dougie/CCS Board Lurker?
Waldo The Golden Wand
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:26pm
Waldo I heard that you do more than just push wand....
you're a man of crack action... butt crack that is
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Posted By: Waldo
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:29pm
How about you Steamy? What kind of Loser TM do you have? You guys should check out Nordics vac booster.
Waldo the Golden Wand
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:33pm
I have two loser TM's...lol don't need a vac booster, they are not 2 looser porty's
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Posted By: Waldo
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:35pm
Just because its a TM does not mean you do not need a vac booster. What are your dry times?
Waldo
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:37pm
it depends on the weather... 2-5 hours on nylon... thats good enough for me
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Posted By: Waldo
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:44pm
2 to 5 hours. LOL! No wonder you have no work. I am getting dry times under an hour. When I start using Hardballs Solvent Protector I could be at half hour dry times. You need to improve dry times and you will gain more customers. Give Greenie a call he can help you guys out.
Waldo
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Posted By: Nordic 1
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:47pm
No NHL this year and Seal Klubbing is not till spring
N1
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 30/January/2005 at 11:49pm
if I had said 15 mins you still would of had something to say....
people are use to drying times of 24 hours ... they don't care as long as it's clean...
we have no work
1) because it's cold
2)because everything is slow after the xmas season
3)I'm quiting so I can read all of waldo's posts
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Posted By: Nordic 1
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 12:03am
Sears must be keeping all the work for there own.
N1
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 7:32am
DILDO What kind of tm do you have?
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Posted By: Lisa Smith
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 10:44am
Doug,
He has one of Rich Michniak's killer TM's. Nice units with LOTS of
heat. As Rich is famous for saying....VAPOR STEAM
BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And speaking of steam......
Steamey, if you want to cut your dry times drastically you only need to
change a few things....first lose your 1 1/2" whip hose. Run 2"
straight to your wand. Notice the difference that makes. Then, try a 2"
tubed wand, it will make as dramatic of a difference as losing the whip
hose did. Then get a holed glide another dramatic difference.
Next, check your system for restrictions. If you run an inline filter,
chuck it. If you have one of those cylindrical pleated filters in your
waste tank replace it or clean it really well and from now on cover it
with a kneehigh pantyhose stocking. It is really easy and cheap to
change, get rid of all other filters and resign yourself to washing out
your waste tank once in a while. With just the single filter you will
cut down restrictions and make a big difference on how much air you
move through your machine. Lastly, invest a couple hundred dollars in a
kunkle valve to replace your old relief valve. If you have the money,
the killer set up is the electronic kunkle that David Wang sells, but
they are pricey ($900 US).
Do these things and you will have maximized the performance of your
unit. Your dry times will be cut in half, if not better, you will not
have to work so hard, and you and your custy's will be much happier.
In your area, lowballers are rampant. You have to set yourself apart
from the crowd so that you can justify charging more. Cleaner, drier
carpets is a major selling point. If you don't think that getting
carpet drier means getting them cleaner, you are wrong. Just remember
what the water in your waste tank looks like...it's DIRTY. The more
dirty water left in the carpet, the dirtier the carpet.
These fixes/ adjustments are easy and relatively inexpensive to do. Try
them and let me know if you still feel 2-5 hour dry times are
acceptable.
Take care,
Lisa
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Posted By: Lisa Smith
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 10:53am
Oh yes, and if you REALLY want to move your TM to the next level
without laying out the big bucks for a 5 or 6 series blower
machine....get one of Nordic's vac boosters. They are NOT for porty's,
they will increase the CFM's your unit moves allowing you to make
longer hose runs and dry carpet faster. Ed Valentine makes one too.
These are great additions to a unit with a 3 series blower, and even
many 4 series can benefit dramatically as well.
Take care,
Lisa
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 2:09pm
I guess I will just have to keeping rolling along with my porties?
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Posted By: Waldo
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 7:53pm
Doug you need to step it up and improve your dry times. Your pathetic. I have heard you have been having 8 hour dry times. Your a joke. You need to return your customer's checks.
Waldo The Golden Glide
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 8:26pm
Where did you hear that from s**t for brains? Anyone who drives an ambulance probably gotten a surplus disposal sale need not talk. I see you tried to post on the Red board a line of bullsh*t that as long as you have a mamoth truckmount it can make up for your incompentance. Waldo: You are a prime example of God's carelessness.
------------- Just My opinion
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 8:36pm
Waldo: If I need special dry times I will use my op machine.
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Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 9:21pm
This tread is a joke!!! Grow up!!!
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 9:35pm
Waldo: You heard wrong about Doug's dry times when he cleans. Doug has one of our SST hole glides on his wands now, and is drying the carpets very quickly in about an hour or two now. That is very good for living next to a lake which keeps the humidity there high year round. It is the equivilent of 30 to 60 minute dry times where you live.
------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs.
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 9:51pm
Who cares how long the carpet takes to dry.......chances are they're not going to call you back next time anyway...........and if they do........the carpet will be nice and dry for you to make nice and wet again................And the beat goes on.
Nightrider
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Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 9:56pm
There sure is alot of truth to what nightrider said. Fast or slow drying and even sending reminders every 3 months or so........chances are they're not going to call you back next time anyway....even on your best day!!!!
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 10:01pm
JohnL and Nightrider if you have no repeat clients that is your problem and our little secret.
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 10:09pm
Not getting the repeat clients may be more true in the GTA, where they have a heard enough time speaking English to tell you they want the carpet cleaned in the first place, but it is deffinatly not true in the small towns like Doug lives in. There for the most part the job is yours until you screw up on it, or prove through indifference that you don't care. Then you lose it.
------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs.
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 10:10pm
I don't want to reduce my dry times..... it could take all damn day for all I care... and they still call me back...
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 10:20pm
It's really your animal magnitism they crave Steamer, not your cleaning. lol
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 10:29pm
Mr. Steamer is the GREAT ONE!
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Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 10:46pm
Steamer if you cleaned my carpets and got them dry fast. I just might give you a tip.
Women have not got the time to wait for the carpets to dry. In fact before booking a carpet cleaner this is whats on their mind. How long will they be wet? and then she would have to work her schedule around the drying time. It may not be no big deal to you but it sure is to her.
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Posted By: carpetologist
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 10:55pm
Steamer,
Listen to Adwa. She takes the calls and talks to a lot of women through her hockey.
And remember...Chemdry came from nowhere and built the world's largest carpet cleaning organization by marketing the word "Dry, dry, dry, dry, dry..."
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 11:22pm
I think 2-5 hours is a reasonable time... even 12 hours is fine...
you just have to let the people know AIR FLOW is the key..
but to each his own
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 11:26pm
2 hours is fine. 5 to 12? No. There is no need of it, and once word of mouth spreads to tell them that it is not neccesary, they will demand better of those that work for them.
------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs.
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 11:33pm
Listen I deal with these customers DAILY... 12 to 24 is more than fine.
people know what you tell them...
I still clean my very first customers house...and her sister her daughters her mother, her mothers sister... the whole damn family
no need to push the bull on me I am not a newbie...
I'm am a well seasoned carpet cleaner, that knows how to do my job, what to say and when to say it...
I've been dealing with the public ALL MY LIFE
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 31/January/2005 at 11:57pm
Me too Steamer. I have cleaned for over 30,000 residentials in my 27 years in this biz, and I can tell you the power that fast drying of your cleaning has. I was able to move my cleaning charge up from .10 in 1997 to .50/sq by 2001 simply cause I was able to dry carpets in well under 1 hr using a TM. Nobody using HWE extraction can do that here.
The Power-Dry system is coming to Toronto in a big way in 2005. I already have 5 companies that are waiting for installation in the spring there so that they can dry carpets in under 10 minutes. I told them that I would help them with the installs in April when I am down a week for a wedding in the family. 12 hour dry times will not cut it after I sell alot more of these into the GTA, and I will.
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 12:00am
I'll need it when it bites me in the ass... but nice sales pitch
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 12:03am
Thanks. I have had lots of practice working the sales pitches into my conversations over the last 4 years or so. I don't even need to think about it anymore, as it is as natural to me as breathing by now.
I will keep you on my list as one to check for bites for in a years time. lol
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 12:20am
Ted, Adwa, You're the ones who are selling and promoting all the chemicals and machines that make all the carpets wet.....
Nightrider
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 12:25am
Ted is my natural ally in the struggle, Nightrider. He sells the machines and wands and chemicals to get the carpets wet; and I get to invent the machines and accessaries to help get them dry again- fast! The better it is for him selling this stuff, the more people that need the cure.lol
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Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 12:33am
doug, never said that i don't get repeats, I do all the time, just some truth to nightriders statement, just some of us won't admit it. It's the law of averages (you can't get'em all back). 
Now, if your telling us you get all your custys to repeat... then i will put my boots on cause it don't happen. And if your fortunate that this happens to you then my hat is off for you. No disrespect to you or anyone.
Secrets, there aint none.
Best, JL
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 12:52am
Well said John L, I just think the world is going nuts over time, are our lives that hecktic that we need our carpets dry in 10 minutes, we have red solar lamps in the washroom so we dry as we clean our ears, I opened a package of Pop-Tarts the other morning and it says put in toaster 1 minute.....or.......Microwave 3 seconds, do we need that other 57 seconds to do something else, Give me a break..........No wonder Doug needs a stress test...........or did the doctor rush you through that too Doug 'cause his cup of soup was ready.
Nightrider
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Posted By: Lisa Smith
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 1:06am
I sure like having my carpets dry in an hour. My clients like it too.
Maybe things are different here in California than in Canada, but the
clients here are really impressed when you tell them it will be dry in
1-2 hours. They also go gaga over corner guards and the set of
shoecovers I leave for them to use. They like the teflon "bumper' on my
wand too because it doesn't mar the baseboards or furnishings or
scratch the tile/stone/wood floors.
Take care,
Lisa
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 1:16am
Lisa.............I saw your pic, and I'm sure your customers are not looking at you wand " Bumpers ", and they're probably just happy to see you bend over to install those corner guards too, and when you pull out those shoe covers, they probably think you're going to stay the night, and if you came to clean my carpets and I had you all to myself..........I'd probably go GAGA too.
Nightrider
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Posted By: pailliotet
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 1:29am
You guys are ok with 15 hour dry times and then wonder why you dont have a good repeat rate.....

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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 1:41am
I have an excellent repeat customer ratio...............you know why...........'cause after I clean their carpets and it's still soaking wet..........The rich customers I supply FREE rubber boots for the day, and to my cheap customers I rent them a surf board............
Nightrider
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Posted By: pailliotet
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 1:58am
Posted By: Lisa Smith
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 2:47am
Well Nightrider, that might work if my custy's were male, but just like
all of you, my custy's are mostly female. I have been pushing wand for
17 years, and no one has ever hit on me, even once.
Take care,
Lisa
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 7:27am
I'm sure everyones been hit on at least once.... i don't believe...
I had one female customer that went so far as to put on a porno....
You do your best not to notice any advances, it's not worth taking the risk.. if you do decide to indulge...DON"T...you never know they might call the cops
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 1:19pm
Words of wisdom from STEAMER................Ive been hit on only once cleaning a restaurant in the gay village of Montreal just before closing time..........while I was setting up a 2 guys came up to me and asked if they can help hold my big wand...........and I said ..." Doug and Ken will you guys take off you perverts " DOUG ran away and bought a horse and moved to Ontario..........and KEN slowly skipped along on his way moved to Calgary and started making WANDS of his own.
Nightrider
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 1:26pm
Nightrider: The true originator of the BIG WAND? The problem is it wouldn't glide?
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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 7:06pm
My wand glides, sometimes it takes a little vasoline.......but it glides.
Nightrider
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 10:57pm
I heard his glides working find... it's his dump valve that gets clogged up
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 11:16pm
Isn't there some kind of surgery for that?
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Posted By: Lisa Smith
Date Posted: 01/February/2005 at 11:17pm
mailto:ROFLMAO@Steamey - ROFLMAO@Steamey !
Take care,
Lisa
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