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LilNiteRidrhood 
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 Topic: JokePosted: 15/March/2006 at 6:58pm |
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A rugged cowboy from
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hotsauce,10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for." |
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nightrider
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Posted: 15/March/2006 at 8:56pm |
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He'll probably just shove all that stuff up his ass............maybe the Doc shouldn't have told him that Nightrider |
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John L
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Posted: 15/March/2006 at 9:43pm |
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hahaha. MY PET FROG. I was sitting at the bar one night and set my pet in a box on the bar. A beautiful woman sat next to me and asked " what's in the box making all that noise". I said "Its my pet frog that eats pu$$cy like no other, and it's for rent". "Oh really" she says.. So I say "If you have any problems I'll be here, just call me. OK she says and heads home with my pet frog. Shortly, she calls and says "Hay, your frog is just looking at my pu--y and i want my money back". I'll be right there i said. When i got there, she was right, the frog was between her legs and not moving, so I taped on his head and he looked at me. So I said, "Now froggie, this is the last time I'm going to show you how to do this....
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Mr.Mike
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Posted: 16/March/2006 at 11:04am |
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I'm positive about the negative...and negative about the positive.
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