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Jim Darling 
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 Topic: Have You Ever Wondered?Posted: 24/November/2004 at 12:38pm |
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Some thoughts to lighten your day.... 1. Why is abbreviated such a long word? 2. Why is it that you have to push START to STOP Windows? 3. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called Rush Hour? 4. Why is the man who invests your money called a broker? 5. Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? 6. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 7. You know the indestructable black box on an airplane? Why don't they make ythe whole thing out of that stuff? 8. When they introduce a "new and improved dog food - who tastes it? 9. Why don't psychics ever win the lottery? 10. Do sheep ever shrink in the rain? Have a Nice day |
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greg
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Posted: 24/November/2004 at 1:14pm |
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lol
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nothing is impossable. it just hasn't been done yet.
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LilNiteRidrhood
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Posted: 24/November/2004 at 9:55pm |
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Why they have braile on the drive through teller
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doug
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Posted: 24/November/2004 at 10:16pm |
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What the colour of the inside of a watermellon is?
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Just My opinion
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carpetologist
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Posted: 29/November/2004 at 11:29am |
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Have you ever wondered why in our society we park on driveways and drive on parkways. Have you ever wondered if the light goes out in the refridgerator when you close the door. |
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