My New Stuff

That you Buba, thought I saw you down the street the other day. You was dumpin yer waste tank in the gutter. Noticed the beer cans were falling out of the driver's door too. Since when can you afford store bought booze. By the way where did you find Tide in those big drums. I hear your getting divorced. Thats ok she will still always be your sister.
Just remember it was you who taught me that the best place to pick up women was at family reunions.

If your a bit slow cleaning carpets I was wondering if you can bring that rig over to the compound and pump out my septic tank with it.

Yer cuzzin and uncle Pilediver (Just kiddin - Thanks HP!)
    
    

Edited by pilediver - 28/October/2006 at 3:58am