MY SUMMER PREDICTIONS

1) In July & August it will be hot.....NO SNOW but most likely RAIN in some areas.
 
2) Millions of people will be taking a 2 week holiday from work.....I can see in my crystal ball the last 2 weeks of July
 
3) My crystal ball see many people moving from one home to another between the month of May and July throughout Canada & the U.S
 
4) I predict the sale of lawn mowers , flowers, and grass seed to be on the increase during the summer months.
 
5) Please watch out for falling poop.....I can see the skies filled with overfed birds chirping frantically as they fly.
 
6) Millions of people will be changing their tires on their cars in the month of April and May..............why I don't know.................but I see it happening throughout Canada
 
7) My crystal ball shows me millions of men sitting on their patio, drinking beer....I also see millions of people in swimming pools , at baseball games, playing golf, tennis, baseball and just relaxing in other ways with a beer in their hands.
 
8) For those who like to take a week-end drive watch out for detours and major road construction, I can see work crews everywhere wearing reflective vests.....yes that's what I see.....9 men in reflective vests standing around watching another man with a yellow helmet working .
 
9) I now see beaches all over the world filled with beautiful woman wearing almost nothing running along the water with their boobs bouncing to the rhythm of the waves and bulging mens eyes.
 
I can also see celebrations in the United States on or around the 4th of July, fireworks fill the air and millions rejoice are are proud of the country they call home............I also see millions of people celebrating on or around the 1st of July in Canada , beer sales rocket , Canadian flags wave their colours in the wind while gas prices soar, American money drops to worthless paper , Gold goes over $ 1,000 an once,  the American elections take over the air waves , Kenny keeps saying " I told you so "  , Steamer is practicing for another baby , Cmaster is tuning up his Bullsh1t meter , Doug is trimming his Bush , Hammy still contradicts Kenny on every post , Ted is still waving his magic wand , and Adwa pops in every once in a while to show us that she's still pretty .           
 
                                                     Nightrider
 

 

I predict that Kenny will make more predictions

Hammy wrote: I love it!

I predict it will become dark tonight and the temperature will drop.

I predict Cmaster will be cleaning carpets this spring!

I predict that I won't be the one drinking that bottle of Vodka

I predict Kenny will predict