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crack and meth is a bad combo

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Harry, that week end study sounds interesting and your in the same dream as Willy. It's great to have goals isn't it.

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I think Willy has gone mad!!!!!!!!!!!!! speaking with Elvis indeed

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The one word to describe me is intensity. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, and I am subject of numerous documentaries. When I am bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don t perspire. I am a private citizen yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby-d**k, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Columbia, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On the weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed an emergency open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

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Sonny BonoHo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 22/November/2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 115	Post Options Post Reply Quote Sonny BonoHo Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: My past.... Posted: 26/January/2007 at 2:50pm
	crack and meth is a bad combo
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Frankiechocolat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 26/January/2007 Status: Offline Points: 20	Post Options Post Reply Quote Frankiechocolat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 26/January/2007 at 1:39am
	Willy, you must be my long lost twin brother. I do all that stuff too. In fact, the other guys and gals here do all that stuff and more. we just figured since we all do it and know about what's the big? anyway, loan me ten till the tenth. thanks and welcome superman. Frankie Chocolate

Adwa Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Queen of the Board Joined: 05/March/2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4568	Post Options Post Reply Quote Adwa Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 15/November/2004 at 11:59am
	Harry, that week end study sounds interesting and your in the same dream as Willy. It's great to have goals isn't it.
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Harry Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Journeyman Joined: 30/January/2004 Status: Offline Points: 273	Post Options Post Reply Quote Harry Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 15/November/2004 at 9:35am
	I met Willy in Vancouver (where else) at a week-end study and analysis of Leather Lingerie and dust mites. He was all of the above.... a true 21st century reconaissance man.
	Be Juan in a Million - be a Leatherwright.

MR. STEAMER Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List True Patriot Only in the GTA Joined: 03/March/2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 14549	Post Options Post Reply Quote MR. STEAMER Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 12/November/2004 at 7:57pm
	I think Willy has gone mad!!!!!!!!!!!!! speaking with Elvis indeed
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Adwa Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Queen of the Board Joined: 05/March/2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4568	Post Options Post Reply Quote Adwa Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 11/November/2004 at 11:20pm
	Willy wake up, wake up.
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Willy Parsons Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Carpet Cleaning Specialist Joined: 29/January/2004 Status: Offline Points: 467	Post Options Post Reply Quote Willy Parsons Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 11/November/2004 at 11:08pm
	The one word to describe me is intensity. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, and I am subject of numerous documentaries. When I am bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don t perspire. I am a private citizen yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby-d**k, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Columbia, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On the weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed an emergency open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. Edited by Willy Parsons

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