twas the night be fore chritmas

the adult version http://www.stamey.nu/Humor/xmasx1.htm or http://dechar.tripod.com/p-xmas-night.html.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Land..

Not one Steamer was cleaning, not even a Padman

Harry was air brushing his leather stockings with Care

for he knew his buddy Lee and Ted Harding where near

Doug was home wishing for a new red OP and glide

Kenny was inventing and selling his products country wide

Steamin was looking for SGK at the turbo teck site

while Dennis and Bjorn would kill everything that he would write

Adwa and Mr. Mike post here no more

and greg post stories about Santa with whores...

It wasn't long that night before all those cleaners eyes closed

dreaming of wine stains, barfups, and mud stained soles

Hope fully January will be a wonderful month

but it never is after Christmas comes slump