MY SUMMER PREDICTIONS
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Topic: MY SUMMER PREDICTIONS
Posted By: nightrider
Subject: MY SUMMER PREDICTIONS
Date Posted: 29/February/2008 at 8:56pm
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1) In July & August it will be hot.....NO SNOW but most likely RAIN in some areas. 2) Millions of people will be taking a 2 week holiday from work.....I can see in my crystal ball the last 2 weeks of July 3) My crystal ball see many people moving from one home to another between the month of May and July throughout Canada & the U.S 4) I predict the sale of lawn mowers , flowers, and grass seed to be on the increase during the summer months. 5) Please watch out for falling poop.....I can see the skies filled with overfed birds chirping frantically as they fly. 6) Millions of people will be changing their tires on their cars in the month of April and May..............why I don't know.................but I see it happening throughout Canada 7) My crystal ball shows me millions of men sitting on their patio, drinking beer....I also see millions of people in swimming pools , at baseball games, playing golf, tennis, baseball and just relaxing in other ways with a beer in their hands. 8) For those who like to take a week-end drive watch out for detours and major road construction, I can see work crews everywhere wearing reflective vests.....yes that's what I see.....9 men in reflective vests standing around watching another man with a yellow helmet working . 9) I now see beaches all over the world filled with beautiful woman wearing almost nothing running along the water with their boobs bouncing to the rhythm of the waves and bulging mens eyes. I can also see celebrations in the United States on or around the 4th of July, fireworks fill the air and millions rejoice are are proud of the country they call home............I also see millions of people celebrating on or around the 1st of July in Canada , beer sales rocket , Canadian flags wave their colours in the wind while gas prices soar, American money drops to worthless paper , Gold goes over $ 1,000 an once, the American elections take over the air waves , Kenny keeps saying " I told you so " , Steamer is practicing for another baby , Cmaster is tuning up his Bullsh1t meter , Doug is trimming his Bush , Hammy still contradicts Kenny on every post , Ted is still waving his magic wand , and Adwa pops in every once in a while to show us that she's still pretty . Nightrider |
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 29/February/2008 at 9:59pm
Good call. I can see all that happening too, and a whole lot more. But that is a subject for another day.  ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/March/2008 at 1:56am
I predict that Kenny will make more predictions ------------- 
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Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 02/March/2008 at 9:39pm
I love it!  ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 1:38am
Got any predictions?  -------------
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Hammy wrote:Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 1:49am
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I predict a really big rain storm, with preciptation in excess of 1 inch, and hail in some areas. There will also be localized flooding in some areas.
Some areas that are too dry will get rain, and some areas that are not too dry will become too dry. The areas that are too dry and then get enough rain will also be the areas where people cut their grass more than they were previously doing.
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Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 8:58am
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I predict it will become dark tonight and the temperature will drop. ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 10:10am
Do you think we could make money doing this? -------------
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Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 10:29am
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I predict Cmaster will be cleaning carpets this spring! ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 12:34pm
I predict that cmaster will get his picture taken in a speedo on the beachs of Thunderbay this summer, and post those pictures here on the Kleen Kuip board! 
I also predict that that picture of Paul will be way more interesting to most readers here than this picture of Paul with all his cloths on, eh?  ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 2:39pm
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I predict that I won't be the one drinking that bottle of Vodka -------------
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Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 2:48pm
Kenny really has a thing for Paul with his cloths off  ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: Soil Lint Green
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 3:00pm
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I predict Kenny will predict
------------- It's ORY GUN, not OR A GONE. Learn to talk. |
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 5:15pm
Not really. I thought YOU would enjoy seeing that Hammy?  ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: Soil Lint Green
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 5:59pm
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Were you two cell mates? Oops dropped by soap, get that for me please  ------------- It's ORY GUN, not OR A GONE. Learn to talk. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 6:45pm
He really wants to kiss my ass -------------
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 7:11pm
I predict that Kenny's postdictions will continue to be more accurate than his predictions.
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Posted By: danmarck82
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 7:33pm
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I predict I'm going to loose my a$$ in Vegas come Saturday! Hope I get back by the time things kick in around here...It has been almost Spring like here. won't be long $$$$ follows .
Keep up the predictions, learning lots.. lol |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 03/March/2008 at 9:26pm
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Good luck in Vegas. I predict you will come home with a few dollars left -------------
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 04/March/2008 at 12:08am
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I predict that Kenny will try to sell something about Nostradamus and WW3 on his site, while wearing women's clothing. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 04/March/2008 at 1:15am
Not the thong? -------------
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 04/March/2008 at 1:23am
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Posted By: Soil Lint Green
Date Posted: 04/March/2008 at 1:35am
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funny
------------- It's ORY GUN, not OR A GONE. Learn to talk. |